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Treat me like white tees⚪️
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That Temu kitchen hack that ended up being a waste of money 😂😂😅 But how you go dey buy plantain peeler? 😭😭😤😂😂
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What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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What?? Now I’m gonna have to spend the rest of my life proving this isn’t me 😂😂
Replying to @Zikoko_Mag
“Can you eat my ass?” I spent the rest of our six-month relationship proving I wasn’t gay. — Efosa*, 27
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Isn’t Lagos smelling? Do yall have blocked noses or you just want to be problematic?
Seun: Is Lagos smelling? Gbadebo Rhodes: Yes, Lagos is smelling… Dr Hamzat: We are working on loading + material loading stations… Funso Doherty: As a Lagosian, it is difficult for me to agree with anyone who says Lagos is… Again, GRV’s loyalty doesn’t lie with Lagos.
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If a thug with brand new machetes, in Nigeria, is approaching you…will you defend yourself first or dial the police emergency number on your phone?
No it isn’t illegal… What’s illegal is taking laws into your hands… We should all condemn that unfortunate incident in Delta. It shouldn’t be encouraged at all… we are not animals..
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you just know the croc is the older sibling. 😂😂
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Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict. 1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
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Neither do I
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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FUN FACT: They are only a year apart in age. Hate will always age you.
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The problem with prolonged incompetence is that it dampens the imagination of people and compels them to accept mediocrity as the gold standard. Firstly, between 1988 and 1991, less than four years, South Korea delivered over two million homes to tackle homelessness and affordability. Between 2020 and 2024, Algeria delivered 1.7 million units to tackle affordability and access, a program driven and implemented by the ministry of housing. In Singapore, where housing is views as a social welfare infrastructure, homelessness is practically zero and every young graduate gets an accommodation because the government invested in building millions of housing. I can give several more examples from Finland, Vienna, or even Ireland. But sadly, our people can’t imagine this because for nearly 26 years in power, the APC HAS NOT delivered up 20,000 units of social or affordable housing. Even worse, our people have forgotten that Alhaji Lateef Jakande delivered over 20,000 units in 4 years over 40 years ago. How can people imagine possibilities when President Tinubu’s ambitious housing program has actually completed about 1000 units in almost four years. So honestly, i understand why this basic idea passes off as impossible. But is it also so because the APC has been so incompetent they have killled our collective ability to dream. #Ourlagos
This is economic suicide. Not possible. Not achievable.
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Age: 33 Height: 5’9” Location: Las Vegas
Thread of Black Gay Single Men. I’ll start: Age: 34 Height: 6’3” Location: DC
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This is one of the most accurate tweets I’ve seen today 😭😂😂😂
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We need to have a purge in Lagos… I have someone I want to kill in ologolo
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This is the problem with religionists. You confront them with real and logical issues and they resort to labeling you with their nonsense beliefs. What's demonic about someone wanting to have a sound sleep?
“It’s 2 o’clock. Why don’t you want us to sleep?” — An elderly man angrily confronts church members holding a prayer session in his neighbourhood over noise disturbance, but they ignore him and continue praying, insisting that he is possessed by the devil.
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This morning in public transport, driver is bragging about how much he made from couple trips to the stadium and back when Tinubu was in town last weekend. APC nigga in the bus then goes “Na why you suppose vote am be this”. Driver say make he come down from the bus immediately.
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Hamzat always sounds like a joke to me. Always talking like he is not in this government.
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I choose to believe people glanced at the cake but didn’t read the whole message, no ways this many people lack basic comprehension skills.
Cheers to 38 and still counting my blessings 🥂
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You've been in Nigeria for just six days. I've been without electricity for over two weeks, relying on my generator and inverter. There's something called ìtìjú that every ọmọlúàbí should have. It's sad that, as a Yoruba person, you seem to have none!
I’ve been in Nigeria for six days now, and I can already see how wonderful it is. It gives me such peace of mind, and I feel happy every single moment I’m here. Things are not nearly as bad or as dangerous as they are often portrayed. You can easily manage your expenses and keep costs down. Electricity is still being improved, and road development is actively ongoing. I honestly believe we are still in a better situation than many other countries. Most importantly, the peace of mind you get in Nigeria simply cannot be compared to what you find in the Western world.🇳🇬❤️
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