jus fuccin around
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2023
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i know i’m not the only one who is about to get fucked over and miss a single leg on kalshi because tatum assists
it’s not rigged though
some things are but most aren’t, seriously have to relax on saying this every time you miss a leg
“vegas” didn’t make a call, you just don’t know how to gracefully take an L or understand how probability works i guess
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paul george is going for 26 points. light skin tatum 31 but with poor efficiency because he will be forcing it, jaylen brown dropping 35, sixers win but it’s close, lebron is the one who makes the dagger, overall going to be a great game
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well my asshole was blown out already so this is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway i don’t feel a thing
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am i legally allowed to yeet my entire unemployment checks into nba parlays and over-leveraged longs ?
or is that not allowed
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i know he don’t got the 3 ball like that but i still get irrationally hyped seeing wemby making 3 pointers purely based of the optics of his tall ass shooting so far away from the rim at all
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i love my gf because she has a soul and is hot and sucks me off even though she can suck someone else off who is objectively better in some/all ways because girls who have a soul and are hot are consistent blowjobs away from locking down a guy and there’s insane levels of powers in that and i’m grateful her power is being used on me yk
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i have nothing particularly useful funny insightful helpful to say and you should unfollow me because i’m a lost negative soul who will only leave you with funk particles like bringing in food into a bathroom would you do that ? would you bring food into a bathroom that smells ? shit particles all on your food, that’s me, im a fucking pile of shit and just following me is getting short particles everywhere on you, get the fuck away from me please and let me sit in my own fucking shit filth funk and die
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i’m realizing that i am a coward who gambles financially in order to fulfill a thrill i biologically require but neglect in most ways
i am a man of inaction, frozen in analysis, who has only ever said fuck it when clicking buttons, and one singular other time, and it led to my long term relationship which i do adore and is the only thing i can hang my hat on
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i have to take a step into adulthood and do more than maintain the status quo of make enough money to pay little to no rent to parents, buy my food, pay my gas and subscriptions, and gamble, buy bullshit, i’ve been just being the average american overconsumer nigger rich retard
FUCK
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i have a lot of thoughts and swear sometimes they actually can be laid out in a way that implies a certain level of intelligence but i’m so far gone from that 11 year old that taught himself how to play chess, i can barely form a fucking sentence without spelling something wrong or realizing i’m just projecting some feeling out trying to give an impression of myself or some BS i can’t take myself seriously or even care about what i’m saying or see what the point is in saying it my confidence and pride is shattered i am a fucking skinny fat underachieving 5’ 7 loser
FUCK
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i tweet things sometimes about myself that embarrassing, but forthcoming in the hopes that one day i amount to some success and can point to this all and say,
“that, that is the process”
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i don’t drink and i’ve never been hungover
but i have smoked almost everyday since i was 15, with brief, few month long periods of not, i am 22 now
today is supposed to be my last day smoking, im getting this horrendous dual flavored fake cart, which is regular for me, ive been smoking these d8 spice whatever the fuck i honestly have no idea and it’s 100% altered by brain chemistry but im addicted, so this is not going to be fun/easy but i think this is really where i hang up the gloves
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