Game Technologies Evangelist
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Thought Iβd reached peak Dad back when I made a home repair with only 1 trip to Home Depot.
But now I have realized the ultimate accomplishment.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
I have made..
An actual repairβ¦
In ZERO trips! With tools I already had!!
#postWWDC21 πͺπ§°π€―
Congratulations @ChineseRoom! It was my honor to announce Little Orpheus as a winner of the #AppleDesignAward for "Delight and Fun". And I hope Ivan turned out okπ! Check it out in the link below. #wwdc21 apple.com/newsroom/2021/06/aβ¦
I was honored to announce @GenshinImpact as the winner of the #AppleDesignAward for Visuals and Graphics. Huge congratulations to the team! Check it out in the link below. #wwdc21 apple.com/newsroom/2021/06/aβ¦
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Hey folks! #WWDC21 Labs run all week, but sign-ups for Tuesday's labs are only open another hour! Get in there now! developer.apple.com/wwdc21/lβ¦
Among the best parts of Joe Biden's presidency is the ability to go many weeks in a row not having to give a shit about anything to do with Joe Biden. Go Joe.
Today's Facebook news serves as a reminder of how deeply and passionately I never want to hear another fucking word about orange Florida man
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Every once in a while an Elon Musk mention breaks through my muted words settings because someone puts it in an image. But this is the first time -two- sets of muted words made it through β from the same tweet!
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Hello world. πJust so you know, nowadays my feed is mostly personal life, snark, and some big fruit happenings. Youβre all welcome to stay. And while youβre here Iβd like to remind you to #GetVaccinated and #WearAMask, and that #BlackLivesMatter
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Time to update my pinned tweet now that the orange man has briefly gone dormant. ps. Get vaccinated.
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What night?
Monday: The I-Beam
Tuesday: The Edge
Wednesday: Trocadero
Thursday: F/X
Friday: Cactus Club
Saturday: 1015 Folsom
Sunday: Spundae
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Ever notice when @GovMikeHuckabee is unexpectedly trending but it turns out he's fine (he just said something stupid again) there's no relieved denzel washington gifs
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Is there a health network taking appointments for people who just saw the score of the Warriors game
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