So, can I just vote for Pete? Yall seen him drive a point home? The satisfaction of watching him in a presidential debate would be 🤯☺️💪💃🏻💫👏 #peteforpres #presidentpete @SecretaryPete
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Seriously no better cliff hangers than #Severance fucking hell dude
#severence is kind of a #strangerthings with adults. Also it’s fucking fabulous.
My summary of #TheWitcher books:
Crazy shit happening.
Anyone: Geralt! What’s happening?!
The Witcher did not respond.
Lilac and gooseberries. Lilac and gooseberries. Lilac and gooseberries. Lilac and gooseberries. Lilac and gooseberries.
When you’re agnostic and find yourself rolling your eyes through the Jesus isle of Hobby Lobby thinking, “Ugh, God.”
Kerianne Rae retweeted
DID YOU KNOW? In Massachusetts, to buy a gun you have to take a 4-hour gun safety course, get character references from 2 people, and have a 1-on-1 interview with a police officer. Oh, and it has the lowest gun death rate in America. RT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS EVERYWHERE!
A piece of garlic cut me under my thumbnail this evening and it still hurts and I still don’t understand what even happened.
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“With a modicum of effort, you can amaze yourself.” Love this thing my Dad said while discussing teaching ourselves new things. I can exert a modicum of effort, surely.
#Beingamother is thinking of a great tweet about your toddler but forgetting it by the time you’ve discovered the strange new place that toddler hid your phone.
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Just found a stale piece of toast in my car that my daughter nibbled on & it was so cute it took me a good 4 seconds to decide if I should keep it, photograph it, or toss it. That’s 4 seconds longer than I ever thought I’d contemplate tossing old car toast.
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Anybody else ever randomly fill your Amazon cart way beyond what you could ever afford in the hopes that a random stranger or reality show host will offer to buy your entire cart ONLY if it has shit in it?
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Love where I paused #LEGOMastersFOX just now. @arnettwill much excite for golden brick 😲
Turns out timing a family movie theater experience with the baby’s nap time was the perfect plan! #backtothetheater
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