@funyjared

Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.

 North Dakota, USA
Joined May 2016
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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Jared retweeted
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@stevensongsOct 23
Ecuador Al Día 365
@ecuadoraldia365Oct 23
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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I’ve never ever seen Ricky Gervais like this before …
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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jjmmgg23@jjmmgg23Oct 19
Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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Christopher Nolan tried to give Al Pacino an acting note on the set of INSOMNIA (2002), but Pacino replied, “I’ve already done that. You can’t see it to the eye, but I’ve done it in the dailies.” Nolan went back to check the footage and realized Pacino was right.
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Jared retweeted
WaitMan
@Wait_ManOct 19
-Siempre nos quedará París. -Bueno, justo de eso te quería hablar...
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If you think Hank would vote for a guy who has a favorite drag queen you are on cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Arturo Torres
@arturodrawsOct 17
I tell ya what, That boy Paxton ain’t right.
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"My favourite thing about Norm Macdonald is his gift to intentionally waste people's time" Today, October 17, would’ve been Norm Macdonald’s birthday. And I think there’s something fitting about revisiting this Conan O’Brien clip today. A fan asks for favourite Norm moments, and Conan remembers a sketch so absurdly pointless that it tells you almost everything about the kind of comedian Norm was. Honestly, I love this one. 🧵
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Jared retweeted
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@JAM3SMADDISONOct 15
threw a pick six first play
2 Minute Drill
@TwoMinuteDrill0Oct 14
Think you can coach a game better than an NFL Head Coach? Prove it with my new app. Nfl2mindrill.com

Two-Minute Drill: call the plays in real NFL endings

Call the plays in real NFL endings. One drive a day: beat the real coach and see how you rank.

nfl2mindrill.com
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This is the plot of an 80s movie where the frats band together to defeat the crusty old Dean and throw the biggest kegger the school has ever seen.
The Calvin Coolidge Project
@TheCalvinCooli1Oct 15
🚨New: Cornell University has suspended parties for fraternity houses on campus for the remainder of the academic year.
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King George: If you don’t pay taxes on that tea, I will send my British troops!! American Colonists:
Viva Frei
@thevivafreiOct 13
This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project. It is 100% real. This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling. She doesn’t. And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying. “One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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Sending this to my girlfriend right before making the most insane political rant at thanksgiving with her family.
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If I send you this it means I’m absolutely hammered and have no idea where I am
Viva Frei
@thevivafreiOct 13
This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project. It is 100% real. This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling. She doesn’t. And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying. “One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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Once in a generation political talent?
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 13
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Replying to @RollingStone
Larry: "Oh man, if she were my ex, I'd KILL HER!" OJ: "Really?!" Larry: "Oh yeahhhh!.."
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Sopranos Central
@orange_peelbeefOct 9
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