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captain pouty

@furything

🇵🇷 ✨little bitch troll from hell✨ ♌️ she/her

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined June 2009
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I hate the long tweets
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I was getting jealous of the people in this thread before remembering I’m actually part of the gator tattoo club
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Gators Daily 🐊 (@GatorsDaily) profile pictureGators Daily 🐊@GatorsDaily24 Jun 2023
Here u go!!
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The monster was in Victor’s head and he killed those people himself :) Frankenstein was the original Fight Club tbh
Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 (@bornposting) profile pictureCarljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@bornposting24 Jun 2023
this is a real article by the sun btw
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Here’s some more prefixes to get mad at while we’re at it 😠
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jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) profile picturejenny_tightpants🪑@halomancer121 Jun 2023
what group of people is "cis" supposedly a slur for?
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I’m going to spend $8 to post all of my college essays
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto20 Jun 2023
Twitter Blue now has a 25,000 character limit
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Happy Father’s Day to the dad with his teen girl at the Peach PRC show
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That’s right! I have an OG pride flag pin in my collection. Each color has its own meaning too.
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matt bernstein (@mattxiv) profile picturematt bernstein@mattxiv10 Jun 2023
funny and wrong. the pride flag, designed by gilbert baker, has 8 colors. two (pink and turquoise) are often left out because they were too expensive to mass produce in the 70s
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Might need a tattoo of Shane’s chupacabra
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Watcher (@wearewatcher) profile pictureWatcher@wearewatcher2 Jun 2023
New episode of Mystery Files! CHUPACABRA, watch now -- youtu.be/k9-u5z46ka4
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I need a bath in one of these
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Not 100% sure when I became a white dad but I’m listening to Blue Öyster Cult and having a chill time
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I am not emotionally prepared for another writers strike
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Obviously I support it tho
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I support my trans brothers and sisters! Luv is luv ! More power to u!
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The brain frogs are HOPPIN 🐸
captain pouty (@furything) profile picturecaptain pouty@furything7 Apr 2023
Referring to my COVID-induced brain fog as “brain frog” to add a little levity.
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Referring to my COVID-induced brain fog as “brain frog” to add a little levity.
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Chucky
@ChuckyIsReal5 Apr 2023
wanna play 🔪
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Divers find a Chucky doll at the bottom of the sea... I'm sure everything was fine for them. 🏳️‍🌈🗡️ #Chucky Season 3 spoiler? @RealDonMancini @JenniferTilly @1ZackaryArthur @DevonESawa
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Me since the moment I tested positive for covid
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A buff goth lady and a Latino simp for every generation, god bless
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