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calling somebody the "co-founder of techno music" is a patently absurd bit of language but also difficult to argue with in this specific case, rip
Juan Atkins, the Detroit producer and DJ who co-founded techno music, has died
pitchfork.com/story/juan-atkβ¦
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OMG i just pooped MYSLEF it was not a fart...... soo bad idk even know
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This is what it feels like talking about the fact everyone knows our government is ran by cannibalistic pedophiles that all got together on an island they had exclusively for raping children but nobody seems to fucking care about that
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I think the ai translation is a bit broken
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RIP. Letβs remember that techno was invented in Detroit by black kids, not in Berlin.
Juan Atkins, the Detroit producer and DJ who co-founded techno music, has died
pitchfork.com/story/juan-atkβ¦
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Back in 2014 the UK banned face sitting from British made porn, so women went and sat on faces outside Parliament fully clothed, just to make the point. Twelve years on Westminster is still scared of a woman taking a seat, and I still sit wherever I please. #UK
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"Why do you care so much about porn being censored? Focus on real censorship issues instead"
"Porn censorship is a real issue and porn should not be banned"
"Well porn is evil and problematic and it's Fineβ’ actually to give the government a bit of power, just a little"
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Twitter user watching gay people get sent to jail: Erm, did you really need SEX that bad⦠kiinda weird
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This app always creeped the shit out of me when I was 7, with all this information about seizures, tendonitis and the battery combusting into flames making me think my 2DS might have a chance at killing me, plus that melancholic and deadly serious sounding music in the background
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the fact that the state can incarcerate you for viewing images of two consenting people is deeply concerning
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It will not end here btw. These bans will continue, and the reasons will get even more ridiculous as the government forces everyone down a prudish road of hyper-politeness:
"We will ban breeding porn because people should not see where they came from."
"We will ban threesomes, gangbangs, orgies, cuckholding, and cheating porn to promote monogamous faithful relationships, and reduce STI spread."
"We will ban degradation kinks to discourage bullying and combat misogyny."
"We will ban interracial porn to stop racial fetishization"
"We will ban sex toys in order to combat chronic masturbation and encourage safe sexual stimuli without extremely proportioned toys with unsafe materials."
"We will ban anal porn to encourage safe sex where people have it for it's intended purpose."
"We will ban oral sex in order to reduce the promotion of power dynamics in sexual encounters."
"All pornography and home-based sex must be exclusively between two adults who are in a romantic, committed relationship for at least three months, and exclusively in semi-clothed missionary position. This is to reduce the mental damage caused by hookup culture and ensure that everyone is committed to who they sleep with."
Meanwhile, they'll continue letting cousins marry.



































