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Certified Jelqing Instructor™

Joined January 2025
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just kidding I can't resist a good trend here's me and 18 games because fuck you I can't pick 9
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fellas is it gay to go full stack on the Ass Blaster 5000
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Replying to @g1rthapprentice
Touching our balding heads together
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no rizz just a receding hairline and a small penis
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I never fucked Dora I never fucked Boots
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Eric Sean retweeted
taking the old man’s banshee up to makeout point
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poop is stored in the butt cheeks
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the streets are saying "bonerection" is the new cool word amongst all the cool kids
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people who talk to themselves are hot as fuck
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they're building a data center so I can upload one picture of my boner to the cloud
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twomad just invited me to his discord server
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twomad hasn't streamed in a while
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Eric Sean retweeted
i’m assembling an elite force
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I'm so high at the gym I just tried to drink my phone
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got me roflcoptering over here xD
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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chat is this real
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for instance - let's just say, hypothetically, a penis
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slap that clit on my tongue
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they don't call me girth apprentice for nothing just kidding nobody has ever called me that
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home alone tonight. you know what that means #goonfest
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waiting for the dick asker to ask for some dick
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