I know stuff like this gets chalked up to vanity metrics, but I need to brag about my team for a minute because quantifying something like 100 Million likes was not even CLOSE to something I could picture when we launched the account 3 years ago.
The idea of recreational running is so foreign to me that when I see someone running on the side of the road my first instinct is to ask myself what they’re running from & come up with said narrative
I can HEAR this ‘Wee-hee!’
I’m on the cover of @WMAG. Wee-hee! Inarticulately grateful for this embarrassment of riches.
I hate it here.
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Work in social media, they said.
IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID!
#RIPTwitter
Can whoever casted #TheMole reboot PLEASE cast every reality competition show? This cast is
Somehow Halloween Horror Nights is the one place I’m immune from jump scares???
Where was this energy when I lived with @RJMcGee1?
Add Taylor’s #BB24 clean sweep to the list of TV moments that made me cry






















