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Social & Marketing. I watch too much reality tv, go to too many concerts, and talk about my dog too much. (He/Him)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2011
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Why is my dog this way
2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ EPISODES!!
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I know stuff like this gets chalked up to vanity metrics, but I need to brag about my team for a minute because quantifying something like 100 Million likes was not even CLOSE to something I could picture when we launched the account 3 years ago.
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Happy @KeshaRose day to all who celebrate #GagOrder
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The idea of recreational running is so foreign to me that when I see someone running on the side of the road my first instinct is to ask myself what they’re running from & come up with said narrative
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I can HEAR this ‘Wee-hee!’
I’m on the cover of @WMAG. Wee-hee! Inarticulately grateful for this embarrassment of riches.
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same tired parent/no thought child energy
Wave back to Larvitar, Trainers.
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I hate it here.
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Work in social media, they said. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID! #RIPTwitter
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Accurate depiction of my dog not understanding why dinner is ‘late’ for the next week or so
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It’s called compromise.
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Idk how we arrived at this moment
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Can whoever casted #TheMole reboot PLEASE cast every reality competition show? This cast is
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Just shy of 3 years from when we bought tickets & the day is finally here 🥲🖤
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Somehow Halloween Horror Nights is the one place I’m immune from jump scares??? Where was this energy when I lived with @RJMcGee1?
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Add Taylor’s #BB24 clean sweep to the list of TV moments that made me cry
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My car? OHHHH you mean my mobile energy drink & Rice Krispy Treat trash can
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