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Joined July 2010
Two weeks until all those studiously impartial pundits start screaming about someone putting two train coffees on expenses.
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Three Range Rovers and a police Range Rover. I'd get an electric bike and if security can't keep up that's their problem.
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Official Ministerial Little Red Rucksack.
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Edge taken off by all the union jack sock wankers so it's no 1997, but it'll do.
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All political programming to be replaced by Top of the Pops repeats for the next year as a national period of recovery.
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I thought the Supervet was cancelled for being toxic?
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Richard Whiteley would be so proud of what she's become.
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Anyone free for a pint in Rotherham on the 18th?
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Imagine dealing with printers as your job. Broken man central.
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Hang on, "...and together we can 'Push the Button' on a reset of the country! Ladies and gentlemen please welcome etc." actually works.
Sugababes apresentando "Push The Button" no Glastonbury Festival.
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9/ All eight #Detectorists covers available as a pack of postcards from here: colemandesign.co.uk/shop
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Sugababes so popular it's become dangerous to have them around. It's a shame we don't have electronic voting systems here otherwise 'Push the Button' could be #1 next week.
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The forces of good are fighting back
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"Includes various mechanisms on environment pieces for dynamic play"
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'Complaining to Lidl on social media that it was missing parts on Christmas morning' aesthetic.
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KEN BRUCE: I suppose we should be grateful, but these people love the wrong version of which drum and bass classic?
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CLUE 2: The first time I heard it was on a drum and bass radio station and the DJs 'did a rewind' and played it twice and it blew my mind that they were allowed to do that.
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