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Husband, father, grandfather l Chairman & CEO Morphis, Inc. | Morphis Knows Money! @MorphisTweets I know everything else #BewareGemini #ThinkAboutIt #Teslaista

Joined October 2008
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#FuckPolitics #ThrowTheBumsOut My idea for saving the country is for the populous to unanimously decide never to elect an incumbent. If we do that, the United States will function as the founders intended. They had term limits for reasons; just don’t vote those fucks back in. Simple.
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It’s never too late
Replying to @mikeyjoewest
It's always a bummer when someone gets into a mindset that it's too late, because it almost never is.
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Most creative costume so far.
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Truly the best humans!! We will miss you guys so much ❤️🤍💙
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It’s time to Throw-the-bums-out. It’s time to vote “no incumbents” across the board. Your grandchildren will thank you.
On Lindsey Graham. Stay with me on this. The worst kept secret in Washington DC came out today because 3 brave men came out and told the truth and it doesn’t matter if it is after he’s dead. Brave? Yes brave. Why are they brave? They had to go on camera and tell intimate details of their personal lives. To the world. That is extremely difficult to do. Yes it’s brave. And Stressful. They walked into the public square opening themselves to the opinions of the entire world. No matter your opinion on the issue, they took a courageous leap in coming forward. If you are critical, would you go on camera and tell your secrets to the entire world? I would bet a lot of money you wouldn’t. Ok but there is more to this. Because this is the world I saw up close in Washington. I saw behind the curtain and saw ALL the wizards. Everyone in the highest levels of power in Washington DC are keeping secrets that would destroy their entire lives. And that’s exactly why they have power. Not because they are so smart or qualified or the best choice for leadership. I mean really, if you think our best and brightest are in charge then do some critical thinking and look at the pathetic state of our debt, our dollar, and how our government is run, and the outcome that affects your life. Their secrets are the only reason these people rise to the top. Because their secrets are not secrets. We all knew Lindsey Graham was gay. Everyone did. Their secrets are levers of control. Keeps them in line. Makes them a team player. And will make them fight the hardest on issues that don’t make sense in order to keep their secrets just that. Secrets. So everyone is arguing about how this is old news, why now? Or arguing about being gay, and gay issues. Or arguing because that’s what everyone does on the internet, just argue with each other and with bots about issues they don’t have the real truth on, but throw out their strongest opinion anyways. I’m here to tell you the granular issue you need to dial in on and block out the rest of the noise. Three gay men just bravely pulled back the curtain and tried to teach you all the most important lesson America needs to learn. It’s this. America’s most powerful leaders keep secrets that comprise them in the most dangerous ways for the security, safety, and prosperity of our nation. That’s the whole point. I tried my hardest to fight the entire system on both sides of the aisle and couldn’t beat it because YOU ALL keep voting these people back into office and back into power. By the way, I always cosponsored the Term Limit bill and no matter who is in charge, Pelosi, McCarthy, or Johnson, Dem or Rep, that bill never ever got even close to getting a vote on the House floor. So the question for you, The American People, is are you able to learn the lesson and if so, what exactly are YOU going to do about it? Ask yourself, what are you voting for? Donating to? Volunteering for? And are you really satisfied with the outcome election cycle after election cycle?
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Wow the Palo Duro Canyon here in Texas. The second largest canyon in the US after the Grand Canyon. What a view!
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Replying to @realEstateTrent
Here you go
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Still alive😎. Thank you Dr Jimmy and team.
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I think we can conclude that the timeout generation did not work out as well as the “ass whoopin’” generation.
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Best color for a sports car.
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That’s the politics baby.
When Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry goes on X to congratulate LSU and UL-Lafayette for winning football games yesterday, but hasn't congratulated Louisiana Tech for beating UL-Monroe and winning the Governor's Cup last night.
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Mileage is everything.
So, this just sold for...🥁🥁🥁... $451,000 $100 per km on the clock.... ITHANKYOU!! Kerching bringatrailer.com/listing/19…
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HOW ‘BOUT EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stock, roux, gumbo. Any questions?
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Anomalies in the matrix are inevitable
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Just left my cardiologist. Had to get breakfast at Strawns.
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people don’t retweet anymore they just steal your shit
People don’t retweet anymore They just steal your shit
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0-60 in less than 1 second. Rocket thrusters. World’s coolest car no doubt about it.
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🤣🤣🤣 this👇
Got a new laundry bin:
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It brings out the teenage boy in all of us, that’s for sure.
So the houndstooth door protectors are top notch 🤓
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dressing like a slut at the gym when you've never actually been a slut is stolen valor
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