Keep Chicago affordable! More housing and more gatekeeping. Avoid Chicago at all costs!

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2025
Midwest nice is a lie. You’ve all been fooled
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HALLOWEEN CTA SHUTDOWN
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So tired of transplants sharing revelations about our city of Chicago like they’re discovering a brand new city that spawned out of nowhere
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All the bridges are broken and now the street lamps
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Make Chicago RATTY again
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Don’t come to Chicago and save a baby bird
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Lower Wacker is the new Miami
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This has to be satire right. Talking about Brandon Johnson here
That’s his biggest issue literally. He doesn’t effectively market his wins and label the enemies that stop his progress. His summer jobs initiative is one of the best anti crime initiatives in recent history.
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Alright this is your cue to leave Chicago for the next 6 months
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Don’t get any ideas Californians
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Get ready, winters almost here
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NYC is the transplant capital of the world. You’re not allowed to gatekeep it
NYC at max capacity. Perhaps NJ?
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The gatekeeping trend has reached NYC! This is becoming a whole movement!!
NYC at max capacity. Perhaps NJ?
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The New Yorkers are trying to copy my style but they’re the transplant capital of the world 😂
NYC at max capacity. Perhaps NJ?
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The MCU needs to GTFO. We want people to think Chicago is SCARY
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Why do people all of a sudden have these revelations about Chicago like it’s some new city that just spawned into existence? So strange
Underrated how culturally familiar Chicago + suburbs are to someone from NYC metro or the northeast. I've been to parts of the USA that feel like Mars (Deep South, PNW) but living in Chicagoland is strangely familiar if you're from NYC or NJ. This is a good thing..
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Should just quit now if this is cold to you
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I’M NOT LEAVING!!
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Because we like to gatekeep and don’t want higher prices. Now be quiet please
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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Getting ready for GTA 6
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