Northerner now based in NW Germany, doing my best to get by 👨🏫
Bochum, Germany
Joined May 2009
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Is it just me or does Schnitzel urlaub sound like the female version of a sausage fest ? I'm giggling thru an all-u-can eat Schnitzel buffet!!
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There was NEVER anything wrong with wired earphones. The tiny inconvenience of a thin wire was nothing compared to the fuckaboutery involved with wireless ones.
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List of reasons to have a cup of tea:
-You’ve received good news
-You’ve received bad news
-You’re thirsty
-You’re tired
-You’re cold
-You’re under the weather
-You’re bored
-You need a break
-To make up after an argument
-Because someone else is having one
-To be polite
-Because you’re back from holiday
-Because biscuits are dry
-Because it’s a day ending in Y
-Just because you want one and you don’t ever need a reason so actually just ignore this list
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On a side note, don’t just state “yes” when asked if you take sugar. Use the opportunity to state the amount you require. No follow-up question should be needed.
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Queen #BUMBLEBEES - HELP THEM OUT!
Another Spring Saturday morning with @the_beeguy (follow him - he’s good, possibly even the best! 😊) means another vital thread concerning #bumblebee queens at this time of year!
Please #retweet/#share as EVERY QUEEN BEE THAT SURVIVES GETS TO ESTABLISH A NEST that otherwise would not happen. This has knock on effects going forward. Let me explain.
1/11
#bees
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Rishi Sunak's Government has quietly closed the Ukraine Family Scheme from 3PM today. It means a big reduction in those Ukrainians eligible for refuge with family members in the UK. Grandchildren, siblings and other family members now excluded
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Roses are red
Violets are woke
Hercules loved ladies
And many a bloke
#HappyValentinesDay
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It didn’t need an ITV drama to bring this about. The government has known about this scandal for years and simply stood by as hundreds of people had their lives destroyed.
PM announces emergency primary legislation to ensure sub postmasters wrongly convicted in the Horizon scandal would be “swiftly compensated and exonerated” #PMQs
This year's life lesson, learned on panto,is that most things can be fixed with cotton buds and mascara glue 🧚
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THE COUNTRY SHOULD BE IN A STATE OF SHOCK
Emergency legislation to disapply human rights, dispensing with courts & threats to join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR - this obscene & insane Government must be ousted from power
If you agree please RT this widely
