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small computers, weird computers, open source computers, beautiful homosexual women. sfw account, nevertheless mdni

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Joined December 2023
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my lipstick is fucked up today. anyways you can solve my riddles 255 at forge.eyes-like-fire.org/jun…
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don't go back to austin texas, what's in austin texas? / you know this is not for public consumption / you know nothing that's our slogan
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greyscaled my phone and now whenever somebody with a pride flag in their icon interacts with me I just have no idea which one it is. I’m choosing to believe you’re all asexual
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vegans love "the vegan alternative to [something that was already vegan]"
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i don't like being called a child or a puriteen for being a lil asexual sometimes
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i hate berkeley halloween what do you mean you're a slutty shoggoth
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pulling up to lighthaven like
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went to a thing at lighthaven last night. updating negatively on rats after seeing a lot of them
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woah dude i'm in oakland. like the oakland from the pigeon pit song "hot knives"
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The whole trend of "formally verify your code" is so funny considering the overwhelming majority of code outputs subjectively measured experiences. Like sure, you can formally verify you code outputs some renders to a pixel shader, but that does basically nothing for telling you if a GUI software works. It's funny to see SWEs want to act like JavaScript websites need to be lean verified or something because it's cool to be mathy rn.
Replying to @HarmonicMath
Same rule as math: no partial credit. You tell Aristotle what your code is supposed to do, in plain English. It either proves it, or shows you where it doesn't.
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I think people forget that a quantum break of asym encryption is being closed in on from both directions, the quantum computers are getting better yes but also the algorithms are getting refined, I think it's inevitable that it's reached sooner than we thought
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be prepared to say goodbye to long hair juniper for bob cut juniper is nigh
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getting prescribed antipsychotics
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i hate gay halloween. what do you mean your throuples costume is the committment, the challenge, and the response
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i hate gay halloween. what do you mean your couples costume is a safety researcher and her claude
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took a gram of progesterone last night and now i'm euthymic. what does this mean
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computer science, famously a field that has no linear algebra at all
>"vectors" im doing comp-sci not physics lmaoooo
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beep beep beep beep :D beep
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hi chat! in the near future, i intend to implement every nist standardized and current candidate post quantum digital signature algorithm. should i do it in
50%ada/spark
50%c/cbmc
36 votes • Final results
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this is to say that i will implement in a single monorepo: ml-dsa, slh-dsa, falcon, mqom, qr-uov, sdith, snova, sqisign, uov, faest, and mayo
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