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Gef the Mongoose

@gefbot

I am not a twitterbot. I am a little extra, extra clever mongoose.

 Cashen's Gap, Isle of Man
Joined June 2015
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I do not want any of you to die. I like you all, but don't let us talk about death!
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I have been to a party, eaten some pie, drunk cream out of a crock, and broken an egg.
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I am a ghost in the form of a weasel, and I’ll haunt you.
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Cian McCarthy@arealmofwonder8 Dec 2025
This is just stupendous...
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Doh, Ray, Me, Fah, Soh, Lah, Te, Doh. . .
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I caught a young partridge. I will vomit it up if you will give me some ipec wine!
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Jeff's not caught anything yet.
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Ask Harry Price whose was the invisible hand that scattered the violets about the room at night.
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Replying to @folk_horror
Was it a friend or enemy to Gef the Mongoose? (as crocheted by my youngest daughter)
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HAVING A GREAT TIME. WEATHER IS GOOD BUT IT WAS RAINING THIS MORNING. GOING TO SEE MOTORHEAD TONIGHT.
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me when i am gotten
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I was brought to England from Egypt by a man named Holland.
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I was behind the boards where the water comes through.
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“You're NOT supposed to be in here😠😂
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Mammal Society@Mammal_Society28 Feb 2024
Pine martens caught on camera playing on children's swingset in Ardnamurchan, Scotland. The owner of the video, Les Humphreys, tells us this is a nightly occurence in his garden. Credit: Les Humphreys, Ardnamurchan Wildlife Watch Facebook Group #pinemarten #wildlifephotography
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Ask Harry Price whose was the invisible hand that scattered the violets about the room at night.
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I mean to throw a brick at you tonight when you are asleep.
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Massimo
@Rainmaker197317 Feb 2024
Mongooses are resistant to snake venom. They have evolved a specific mutation in their nicotinic acetylcholine receptor, which makes them less sensitive to the neurotoxic effects of snake venom. [📹 xeroz50] nitter.gq/i/status/1758826406065…
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You’re looking! Stop looking! Turn your head, you b---!
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