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Rust-supremacist, Anti-C-mite, Nushell-cultist, PDF-phobe, ImageMagick-sceptic, FFmpeg-denier, and Microsoft-apologist.

Australia
Joined January 2020
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I DONT GIVE A FU*K ABOUT THE FU*KING ACCOUNT! i just want to download this stupid fu*king STEP file and use it WHY IS THERE A LOGIN??? MAKE A FU*KING DOWNLOAD BUTTON AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfu*ks think that everyone wants to sign up and create an account just to get a CAD file. well i am not an account signer upper and i wont start now I only know to click download SO WHY THE FU*K IS THERE A SIGN UP? give me the button to download, shut up and file and give it to me STUPID EFFING SMELLY CAD NERDS
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some guy called me stupid and said strong men create good times, and good times create soy men who create bad times. i went to his page and saw he created a sexy french female voice for his chatgpt, which he's apparently fallen in love with and is now flirting with "her."
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La gente “né di destra né di sinistra” quando vince un candidato di sinistra
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This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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extremely weird. my search is for "women" but the highlighted word in the search result is "whore". little right-wing twitter easter egg?
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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Obama and Democrats are a bunch of out-of-touch elitists for mocking the Cheesecake Factory. Mocking the Cheesecake Factory is a strange way to connect with everyday Americans. Obama has clearly spent too much time enjoying the luxuries of Martha’s Vineyard to relate.
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+ "you know what i'd really like?" - "tell me" + "a website" - "...we can do a website" + "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website" - "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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If the Interior Minister of Japan started committing war crimes with our tax dollars we'd get to know him.
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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A reminder that opposing this lady's insane genocidal opinion is illegal in 38 states.
"Carpet bomb them all". Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.
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These people should be shot into the sun. For trivial perf win, they turned off one of the few ways to mitigate bugs in unsafe code. These pathetic slugs, these reckless, retarded, shit for brain morons have endangered the whole internet for nothing. Fuck them with a broom.
Replying to @julianor
nodejs linux official builds are no-pie by default for perf reasons. some distributions like debian/alpine rebuild node, which can enable pie here's a tracking issue for it: github.com/nodejs/node/issue…
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Oh boy! This sounds awesome! (Haven’t tried it yet.) Rust is the best programming language for AIs because of the safety orientation and tooling, but the long compile times are a big limitation. This appears set to eliminate that friction! github.com/indexable-inc/bla…
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if you call this fascist, the media and politicians who support israel will spend months slandering you and countries will restrict your travel. ask me how i know.
"Carpet bomb them all". Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.
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Le japonais qui rédige sa lettre de suicide parce que sa crush de la maternelle l’a recalé (il est professeur)
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fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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Lula versus Bolsonaro: Passei 1.901 dias em confinamento solitário por revelar a verdade sobre os assassinatos e a espionagem do governo dos EUA, inclusive contra o Brasil e suas indústrias. Lula, fora do poder, lutou pela minha liberdade. Lula, no poder, discutiu minha perseguição com o papa Francisco, que decidiu se encontrar com minha família e ajudar. Depois da minha libertação, Lula e eu nos encontramos em Roma para lamentar a morte do Santo Padre. Lula foi gentil com meus filhos e não pediu nada em troca. Em contraste, Jair e Flávio Bolsonaro nada fizeram e nada disseram. Sem a capacidade de dizer não a Washington e a Tel Aviv, não pode haver política interna, apenas ordens estrangeiras. Essas instruções são sempre as mesmas: “Ampliem nosso roubo de recursos e salários e calem a boca sobre nós assassinarmos crianças”. Os entreguistas entregarão tudo em troca de uma fatia, até a própria língua.
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les blagues s’écrivent toutes seules
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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