Grossly underestimated how hard it would be to sew some knickers! Especially with awful, slippery football shirt fabric. Any advice #sewingtips #sewing

Feel slightly better about Monday now they’ve beaten Chelsea. Shame about Madders 😏

Wet Bobby 🤤🩵

Honestly given up on a ‘lucky outfit’ for the match, so cracked this bad boy out! 😬 howay me canny sky blues 🩵

Anyone going trick or treating after the match? 🎃👻🧟‍♀️

Smacking players in the face is ok now? Put the nut on the lot of them Bobby! 🩵

Let’s do this sky blues 🩵💜

Has Bobby saved more goals than Carl this season? Absolute machine. I’m obsessed. 🩵 #PUSB

I always thought I would feel a bit win-win playing my hometown. Now it’s here I just want to thrash them 😂 Might need to find a new family after this! 🩵🩷

Everyone complaining about Newcastle prices - it’s an absolute bargain to hang out with Geordies for a few hours 😅🩵

Sensational 🩵 the things I would do to that man 🤤

Fucking get in! That’s my wank material for the next week! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Bobs on Final Score #PUSB 🩵

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Fuck sake man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Twitter’s fucking hilarious. Pre-match: the world v Arsenal Half time: ooh Cov are going to be begging to be back in the championship. Give owa you melts. We’re so fucking overjoyed to be back. It’s the first game back and we’re playing the reigning champions ffs.

Well, we lasted 14 minutes longer than Man City! 😅

Cheering on my boys from home. Hope everyone there has the absolute best time, I’ll be singing along with you so be loud! #PUSB 🩵🧡