@gen_bach

Living someone’s best life, probably

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Anyone in the market for 2 x Interpol tickets @ Kentish Town Forum tomorrow (18th July) - DM me #interpol
Pigeon causes four-hour closure of Covid-19 testing site bbc.in/3djqqJY

Covid: Pigeon causes four-hour closure of Coventry test centre

The Centre AT7 site closed at 11:30 BST and reopened just after 16:00, the city council says.

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Johnny Depp (court sketch). You can't do this to Johnny Depp's face and expect some binders in the background to help. It's like smashing a Ming vase and posing with the pieces in front of a magazine rack.
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Anyone else smile awkwardly/moronically at their phone when doing Face ID or is it just me
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Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.
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"Dead. Everyone dead." "Dead?" "Dead. Everyone." "Everyone? Everyone dead?" "Everyone." "Dead?" "Dead." "Everyone." "Everyone." "Claire?" "Everyone."
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the most brilliant caveat of all time
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@SkyNews21 Feb 2020
Heathrow has become carbon neutral in emissions, but only from the parts of the airport it runs and not including flights trib.al/ynzriUC
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“It’s Tony Blair, you idiot, don’t you recognise him?”
Iain Muir@IainMuir00716 Feb 2020
If you were asked to describe this man in one sentence, what would you say? RT
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tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond
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No matter how many times you watch this, it’ll never be enough.
The Cute Plug@TheCutePlug11 Feb 2020
Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!
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A second great reason to not eat uranium
Pavel A. Samsonov@PavelASamsonov7 Feb 2020
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Some of our nice old shops in Kentish Town Road
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TFW the word you are trying to masculinize already has "man" in it.
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UK news: Man who called his shop Singh'sbury says 'it's just a coincidence' manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…

Man who called his shop Singh'sbury says 'it's just a coincidence'

One cheeky shop owner in Wolverhampton says it's 'just a coincidence' that he named his own store Singh'sbury.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk
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The clear winner. #dollypartonchallenge
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... fa la la la la, la la la la
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John McDonnell has told shadow cabinet colleagues to stop asking him "are you alright?", telling them: "Normally when a socialist revolution fails they all get taken to a football stadium and shot, at least that hasn’t happened this time.”
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let’s all take a second to think about the fact that they’ve jammed a pin into the Cookie Monster’s unprotected flesh here
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Unfortunate story layout on Apple News this morning. – at Weymouth, England
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