General Tso Band 🤘🏻

🖐🏻🤚🏻 Be careful out there folks. #4thofJuly2018

There should be a unit of time named for how quickly someone changes the radio whenever Nickelback comes on.

It’s beginning to get a bit uncomfortable asking Siri to play more Isis. youtu.be/-HH0DYfyUtI

🇨🇦 The graffiti in Canadian bathrooms is way different than the US. #TourLife – at Toronto, Ontario

Backstage will be flush with seafood and hummus.

Watching @novapbs on the tour bus tonight. Had no idea hummus came from volcanos. #science – at Gahanna, OH

Turns out dying can be good for your career. #RIPTomPetty or not.

Shockingly, @villagepeople only sing the word seaman once in “In The Navy”. – at Naval Academy, MD

🤘🏻 Some venues feel like home. #TourLife

Really people, another #420 meme? Are you 15? Grow up and do some coke like a real adult.

The kid is not our son!

Unloading for tonight's show. See you there. #TourLife

The best part of #TourLife is gauging the hotness of TV weather girls in new cities. #rocknroll – at Miami, FL

Watching Star Trek reruns before we take the stage in Quebec City. This one is for you Spock.

Is Billy Idol wearing the fake chest from Wrath of Khan? #iHeartOnCW

Closing the show. Thank you, goodnight Houston! – at Houston, TX

Wait 'til all the stoners find out there's a 4:20 in the middle of the night too.

Just watched a documentary about Amy Winehouse. If someone tries to make you to rehab, you should "Go Go Go". youtu.be/KUmZp8pR1uc

I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it, we can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it. youtu.be/cjYrski71II