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“The Earth is a paradise. We will realize it the moment we open our eyes. We don't have to make it a paradise - it is one. We have only to make ourselves fit to inhabit it. The man with the gun, the man with murder in his heart, cannot possibly recognize it.” - Henry Miller
Laird Granger retweeted
This is exactly my energy right now as far as MAGA is concerned. No patience. None. Zip. Zero. Go fck yourselves. Your willful ignorance has destroyed our country 👏👏👏
Laird Granger retweeted
Fuck yeah!!! The Kiffness is BACKKKKKKKKKK just in time for #VoteEarlyDay 💙
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Here's a throwback to an iconic #PulpFiction track by #ChuckBerry with some half-arsed Sunday night twisting, and some parody reflections (to the tune of "You Never Can Tell") on the Christian White House stories last week - #Hegseth as #SamuelLJackson and the #TrumpChrist image.
Laird Granger retweeted
I just got done wiping up the monster energy drink I spit out all over my dashboard LOL.
Laird Granger retweeted
Wow! After Donald Trump mocked Gavin Newsom and other people with dyslexia and learning disabilities, Newsom’s wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, just completely torched him.
The end is the best part.
Laird Granger retweeted
This is absolutely beautiful, @miketirico. Thank you, everyone, for all of your support and for fueling the dream. Like Mike said, sports mean so much to America, “they’re one of the few things that can still, truly, pull us together.” Thankful this Olympic Games did just that.🇺🇸
Mike Tirico on what the Milan Cortina #WinterOlympics have meant for us all... and the promise that lies ahead for LA28.
Laird Granger retweeted
Boebert: The separation of church and state is not in the Constitution. We are a Christian nation
@JamesTalarico: America is not a Christian nation. It is a nation where you are free to be a Christian — or any other faith, or no faith at all.
The religious right would probably call the Founding Fathers ‘not real Christians’ given their beliefs. I think it's important that we remember our true history and we honor that that promise of America as a melting pot — E pluribus unum, out of many one.
It's a promise we obviously haven't ever fulfilled, but it is one that we're still trying to fulfill.
Laird Granger retweeted
Imagine Jon Stewart destroying conservatives like this on the debate stage in 2028.
No other Democrat even compares to his ability to persuade.
Laird Granger retweeted
🚨HOLY COW: Marjorie Taylor Greene suggests Donald Trump is the traitor:
"I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years.
I gave him my loyalty for free...
Let me tell you what a traitor is.
It's an American who serves
foreign countries and THEMSELVES."
BOOOM!💥
Laird Granger retweeted
Replying to @itsmorganariel
On the topic of pedi-files and Trumps lies about the economy - absolutely, on most other things, not so much.
Laird Granger retweeted
WOW. Watch this 14-year-old hand @megynkelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.

























