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Joined January 2009
Seeing that (once again) the current government have already leaked the main details of the budget to the press, it would be funny if all the opposition parties failed to turn up at the Commons tomorrow in protest.
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If Nina Gold and the new Bond producers are savvy, they’d look at the general positive online reaction to Jack Lowden and go for him, rather than go against the wishes of the people. I’d cast the next Doctor Who in the same way - leak a last 4 and see which one the proletariate opt for.
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They also chanted to toss you on a bonfire but… we pick and choose what we hear I suppose.
🚨 Sources say it did NOT go unnoticed by the Manchester United front office that Michael Carrick received significant support from United fans during and after the defeat to Bournemouth. #MUFC [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]
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The only change at MUFC is that Michael Carrick will play centre mid at Chelsea. Plus Jonny Evans will return as a central defender. Any delay was because Evans wanted confirmation that he wouldn't win the Ballon d'Or last night. He has a point to prove. They all do. Big time
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Cheaper Marmalade….they’ll Luv that.. what about Gherkins ? Given that any thought ?
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Laurie Whitwell: β€œI anticipate Michael Carrick will take training tomorrow.” We are an absolute embarrassment of a football club. Another three points thrown down the drain on Saturday. Nice one.
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I know Ratcliffe meddling in football operations isn’t something to encourage but considering he once rolled out the term β€œbest in class” for what Man Utd should have and the people he’s employed can’t agree on anything, it might be for the best that he starts firing people getting decisions wrong and take it upon himself to hire the one best in class option on the market who has won multiple league titles
🚨 CARRICK LATEST πŸ”Ί Man Utd boss left in limbo πŸ”Ί Spent 3hrs at Carrington today πŸ”Ί Watched #mufc friendly v Hull City πŸ”Ί Owners & execs in crisis talks πŸ”Ί Players back for training on Tues πŸ”Ί Unclear if Carrick will take session πŸ”Ί Howe & Nagelsmann options
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πŸ’¬ "The club’s chief decision-makers have mastered the art of delaying consequential decisions until the point of unmitigated crisis..." Read @AcademyScoop's article on why he thinks Jason Wilcox should follow Michael Carrick out the door at #MUFC πŸ‘‡ stretfordpaddock.co.uk/if-mi…
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We’re at a point where it’s unclear if Michael Carrick is taking training tomorrow morning. Deary me #mufc
🚨 CARRICK LATEST πŸ”Ί Man Utd boss left in limbo πŸ”Ί Spent 3hrs at Carrington today πŸ”Ί Watched #mufc friendly v Hull City πŸ”Ί Owners & execs in crisis talks πŸ”Ί Players back for training on Tues πŸ”Ί Unclear if Carrick will take session πŸ”Ί Howe & Nagelsmann options
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β€œWho’s your favourite Pope?” #OnlyConnect
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Who should be the next United manager? #mufc
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32,861 votes β€’ Final results
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Imagine being paid to commission programmes at the BBC based on β€œOoo, she’s doing really well on Celebrity Traitors. Shall we finally renew her series?”
She might have been murdered in the Celebrity #Traitors castle, but Miranda could be revived by the #BBC πŸŒ… Read more: radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/bbc…
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The Sky Sports witch hunt is utterly pathetic
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