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Joined October 2011
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LIV Golf might be dead, but this photo of a pasty, dead-eyed Phil Mickelson, looking more divorced than anybody in human history before him in an ill-fitting leather jacket and staring directly into your soul, will live forever.
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As of now, Democrats look on track for about 260 U.S. House seats, give or take one or two depending on if mail ballots out west break a little differently than expected in a district or two. They will have the largest majority for either party in 36 years.
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Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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Trump is giving us a tour of the ballroom under construction at White House. "The ceilings are over 50 feet high." A "beautiful glass tube" will come into the ballroom "right from the east side of the White House."
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Trump's opening message to the public after an historic drubbing and rebuke of his policies: "I'm laser-focused on this ballroom and golf course for my rich buddies who keep putting $$$ in my pocket."
As Republicans are grappling with the aftermath of major midterm losses and voter anger, President Trump is talking about how the ballroom will be "the most beautiful in the world."
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Better Call Saul cast lore makes me so delirious wdym Rhea and Bob lived together for several years during filming and they’d go hiking in the mornings and went thru the pandemic together and rescued a dog together and had puppies and Rhea saved Bob’s life while he was dying
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Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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RIP this guy
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Fox host: If your Democratic colleagues pursue hearings and investigations, will you support that? Senator-elect @jamestalarico: I will support checks and balances, and ensuring each branch of our government is holding the other branches accountable. My mandate as the next US Senator from Texas is to deliver for the people of my state. The people of Texas did not elect me last night for retribution. They elected me to deliver for them to make their lives easier, better, and less stressful, and that's what I plan to do.
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What is the point of a politician — let alone a literal vice president — who says he understood all of this and yet did absolutely nothing about it
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Might be the GOAT Twitter night. Idk
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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when lindsay graham died all of the gay inside him got released into the surrounding countryside
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I can't believe this message failed to resonate with struggling middle class voters
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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“I don’t want to be just sitting there for two years vetoing everything.” President Donald Trump picked up a call from @DashaBurns on POLITICO Elections Live and talked to us about the blue wave and how he’s willing to work with incoming congressional Democrats.  Watch live now: politi.co/4AgCofb
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UPDATE: El-Sayed won by 7.
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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The last Democratic senator from Kansas was born the same year the light bulb was invented, so that’s kind of wild.
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Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
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God I love this country
JUST IN: Atlanta strip club Magic City announces election night watch party — "From the Polls to the Poles”
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