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@gertyishereOct 28

what the fuck are Arizona and Dallas doing in the morning frame this Sunday?

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Pittsburgh Steelers

@steelersOct 26

xoxo Steelers

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@gertyishereOct 27

Jay Z names Jay Z the headliner of the Jay Z big game halftime show

🤖 Made with AI

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@gertyishereOct 25

Nvm the titans are the dumbest organization ever

@gertyishereOct 25

Tony Pollard hat trick lol

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@gertyishereOct 25

Tony Pollard hat trick lol

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@gertyishereOct 25

Aaron Rodgers European wife has gotta be at this game right?

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@gertyishereOct 20

Yea I’m sure the digital slot machine isn’t directly programmed to fuck me

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@gertyishereOct 19

Homeless guy sleeps on the road when he could he out bothering everyone growing shareholder value

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@gertyishereOct 19

Saw a guy with a half dodgers half Yankees hat he is a terrorist

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@gertyishereOct 19

A Trump slot machine would go so hard

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@gertyishereOct 18

The mafia would never have charged me $15 to use the ATM for more money I will lose in their casino

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car insurance companies watching the roadster demo

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@gertyishereOct 16

Wait hold up that Tesla car actually did that?

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@gertyishereOct 15

The Alberta Referendum voting stations with How To Vote signs in 14 languages tells ya a lot

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👻 Simpsons Quotes 🎃@Simpsons_tweetsOct 13

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@gertyishereOct 12

The booker for State Farm Arena watching the Atlanta Dream get the job done

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@gertyishereOct 10

Marv to the Steelers???

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@gertyishereOct 7

Van Halen on the Fox feed got me like #NLDS

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Harry Khachatrian

They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM

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There was no medical oxygen or mask in the execution chamber where Tennessee tried and failed to kill convicted murderer Christa Pike, which meant staff had to go and get it when things went wrong, according to a source who witnessed what happened. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-me…

‘Some of the medication has worn off’: Witness recalls failed Tennessee execution of Christa Pike

‘Some of the medication has worn off’: Witness recalls failed Tennessee execution of Christa Pike

The failure of the injection that was intended to kill Pike, 50, led the governor to order an investigation and halt the one remaining execution scheduled for this year.

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@gertyishereOct 1

Feels like a wear my white Boswell jersey kinda night #TNF #HereWeGo

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@gertyishereOct 2

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