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We don't call people "nincompoops" anymore and I think it's a damn shame

One big MAGA family with not one, not two, but three Trump pardons for fraud. Meet the ultimate MAGA power couple: reality TV star Savannah Chrisley and her new fiancé, Jason Galanis. Savannah used her prime-time slot at the 2024 RNC to whine about the justice system, which makes total sense when you realize her entire family tree is basically a criminal enterprise. Her parents, Todd and Julie Chrisley, are convicted felons who went to federal prison for a massive $30 million bank fraud and tax evasion scheme—before Donald Trump magically pardoned them in May 2025, because that’s how "law and order" works now. Naturally, Savannah found love in a hopeless place: the prison visitation room. Her 56-year-old fiancé—yes, there is a casual 27-year age gap—is also a convicted felon. Galanis was serving a 15-year sentence for defrauding a Native American tribe out of tens of millions of dollars and happened to be bunking at the exact same Florida prison camp as her daddy. He also happens to be a former business associate of Hunter Biden. But don't worry, Trump commuted his sentence in March 2025 too. Because nothing screams "draining the swamp" quite like a reality star marrying a corporate fraudster, all thanks to a double dose of presidential favors.