The AMPTP checking what the survey said:

Happy Fathers Day, buddies; mind your neck laces.

Me, pictured with my blue checkmark.

They reshot an entire gay sex scene of AMERICAN GODS because the angles didn’t work vulture.com/2017/05/american… Hey, THE WHITE LOTUS? The angles didn’t work.

I was the canary in the Peak Reboot coal mine. So young, so naive, so jejune.

HEAR ME OUT what if instead of football rivalries we took every media market’s local hot gay weekend meteorologist and had them oil wrestle

SUUURE he was a physical education major but he could THINK he had a MIND he wasn’t all MUSCLE, all BODY, all SINEWY LIMBS. Got married, you know, years later. Never cared for herrrrrr. Sent a nice gift, never got a note.

🎶On the neon, neon side of town🎶 npr.org/2023/02/15/115650133…

This show snuck onto Hulu today without fanfare, so here I am, fanfaring it. It’s smart/dumb, silly/heartfelt and loaded with jokes. It’s not about the super-powers. It’s about how quickly we would adapt to them, so as to go on being our mundane selves. npr.org/2023/01/25/115102177…

Date Deal-Killers: A True History “Have you ever smelled a tired dog’s paw? It’s like fresh bread.” “Oh, DARLING. MOVIES have ‘soundtracks’. MUSICALS have cast albums.” “Chris Rock’s right about n-“ “I went to Yale and at Yale I crewed for Yale also Yale Yale Yale and Yale.”

Here’s what it means for a Congressman-elect to choose to swear himself in on a copy of SUPERMAN #1: npr.org/2023/01/06/114715256…

O Holy Night O Come All Ye Faithful O Little Town of Bethlehem O Tannnenbaum O Come O Come Emmanuel O Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea

“COOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALL!” - Naughty Argentinian kids on Christmas morning.

This is like if everything written on Microsoft Word was suddenly about Clippy

Macy’s Parade balloons should be called floats and Macy’s Parade floats should be called drives

I do not observe #InternationalMensDay. I DO, however, celebrate #InternationalMaleDay by tossing on something fresh. Bold. Kicky. Fun.