Ngฤti Kotimana. IT Consultant. Dad. UUC grad. ethos anthropoi daimon, Nix Hibee. @gingereejit@mastodon.nz @gingereejit.bsky.social

Wellington, NZ
Joined June 2009
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Breaking: For the 34th time in a row, the world overwhelmingly votes to condemn and end the illegal US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ blockade of Cuba ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ. Here's a map I made of the official vote.
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Edinburgh Zoo welcomes three capybara pups amid family drama i.stv.tv/4zWtkf4
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๐Ÿšจ Quick call an ambulance: Nigel Farage has been involved in a major car crash on national TV๐Ÿšจ
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There is nothing more fascinating than watching someone stubbornly defend a delusion simply because reality doesn't match their expectations. Appearing on The Graham Norton Show, Rowan Atkinson shared a hilarious encounter at a Land Rover parts department where a stranger pulled him aside to inform him that he was the "spitting image" of Mr. Bean. When Atkinson gently explained that he was, in fact, the actor who plays the character, the stranger didn't believe him growing increasingly annoyed and convinced that Atkinson was just a delusional imposter going around impersonating him. โ€‹Itโ€™s a perfect reminder of how human psychology works. People don't judge situations by the facts in front of them, they judge them by the narrative already locked inside their heads. When reality contradicts a preconceived script, most people won't update their worldview they'll just assume reality is lying to them.
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Replying to @HQNewsNow
MAGA: "(fake crying) The elitist Obama was making fun of people that eat at the Cheesecake Factory!" Billionaire Trump: "You broke MAGA losers couldn't afford a hamburger at my private club." *MAGA cheer*
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Never in my life did I think I'd see working class Americans get down on their knees in worship of elites. He's calling them broke while he's actively destroying their lives, and they're just taking it, laughing at themselves. What an embarrassment it is to be a Republican.
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Just Trump at a rally full of working class Americans, being dismissive of them as not being able to afford to eat at Mar-A-Lago. Makes Marie-Antoinette seem empathetic
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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Listen to this Brit explain exactly what happened in Brazil.
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Pauline Hanson incoherently demands her claim that 94% of multicultural grants went to Labor seats be validatedโ€”then completely self-destructs when asked for a source. Watt: โ€œIโ€™m not sure where those figures came from. Have you calculated that yourself?โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ Trainwreck.
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I was there!
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—“๏ธ The Hibees taste Scottish League Cup glory thanks to goals from Tommy McIntyre and Keith Wright, #OnThisDay 1991 Watch the full highlights on the Hibs App now! ๐Ÿ“ฒ
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Saying โ€œGod is non-binaryโ€ isnโ€™t controversial. Itโ€™s theological. Watch Texansโ€™ heads explode when they figure it out.
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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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Joseph Robert โ€œJoeโ€ Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasnโ€™t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Beโ€ฆ
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Nigel Farage is clearly really enjoying his so-called "Shadow Chancellor"'s speech
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BREAKING: Netanyahu announces that Hamas is trying to steal the election from him. How do I even satirise this crap? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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La mejor que vรญ hecho con IA hasta ahora. 10/10
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"Carpet bomb them all" โ€œExcept Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria. Those are oursโ€ ๐Ÿคจ
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Oh Nigelโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
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ุงู„ุญุฑูƒุฉ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุณูˆุงู‡ุง ู‚ุงุฆุฏ ุงู„ุฏุฑูˆู† ุงู„ุฑูˆุณูŠ ุชูุตู†ู ูƒู€ "ุฃูˆู‚ุญ ูˆุฃุฐูƒู‰ ุญุฑูƒุฉ ุงุณุชุบูุงู„ ููŠ ุญุฑุจ ุงู„ู…ุณูŠุฑุงุช"! ๐Ÿคฏ ู†ุฒู„ ุทูŠุงุฑุชู‡ ููŠ ู†ูุณ ู†ู‚ุทุฉ ู‡ุจูˆุท ุงู„ู…ุณูŠุฑุงุช ุงู„ุฃูˆูƒุฑุงู†ูŠุฉ ูˆูƒุฃู†ู‡ ูˆุงุญุฏ ู…ู†ู‡ู…ุŒ ู‚ูู„ ุงู„ู…ุญุฑูƒุงุช ูˆุฌู„ุณ ูŠุชูุฑุฌ ุนู„ูŠู‡ู… ูˆู‡ู… ูŠู‡ุจุทูˆู† ุจุทุงุฆุฑุงุชู‡ู… ุงู„ุซู‚ูŠู„ุฉ ู‚ุฏุงู… ุนูŠู†ู‡ .. ุงู†ุชุธุฑู‡ู… ูŠู†ุฒู„ูˆู† ูˆูŠููƒูˆู† ุงู„ุนูุด ุจูƒู„ ุฃู…ุงู†ุŒ ูˆููŠ ุงู„ู„ุญุธุฉ ุงู„ุญุงุณู…ุฉ ุฃู‚ู„ุน ูˆูุฌุฑ ุงู„ู…ูƒุงู† ุจุงู„ู„ูŠ ููŠู‡ ๐Ÿ’€.
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Welfare Queen socialism bad... $8bn for Farmers socialism good!
Jordan Klepper Exposing MAGAโ€™s Communist Cluelessness This is what 75 years of Red Scare propaganda does to a country.
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