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R: What's your favourite animal?
K: To 'av or to be?
R: Uh, ok, to be?
K: Sloth
R: Why?
K: Cos if you're not enjoying it you can just sleep.
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this weekend we will be down the dartford festivale promoting the club, looking for new players and raising moneny for ourselves and charity
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Britain's summers are getting wetter and colder because too many people are buying Toyota Priuses. This is a fact.
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I'd rather I found out Hitler was my daddy & used to make me dance for money whilst tazing my nipples than Ryanair take over Aer Lingus.
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Great run by Johnny May!! That boy has some pace!! Makes @Chin_Chin83 look like Steve King!
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A priest, a Rabi, a gremlin, a hobbit, a dwarf & a dragon walk into a bar. After the briefest of chats they all concur Kim Kardashian sucks.
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Tonight's 'Even Better than the Real Thing - Crested Raquet-tailed Goldfinch' t-shirt design is a free download at tinyit.cc/a8804
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Not sure if it's #Eurovision but my stomach cramps have increased
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#AfterClubTexts "Bruce, I'm outside of the club. FYI: I think someone replaced your Batmobile."
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Retweet if you love good breakfast!!! In gonna miss this instagr.am/p/cYzXW/