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Trying to wrap my head around Twitter and enjoy myself.

Canada
Joined November 2011
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durovs-dog:native Ecosystem Update. Over the past couple weeks I've seen a ton of people jumped ship on their bags. Seems like the perfect time to keep shippING. Also seems like a good time to formally announce my partnership with @hollowtradr - here's what's coming.
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Gbot is officially live on Solana and Robinhood chain powered by @RelayProtocol. You only need the-open-network:native to trade on all 3 chains. Never miss a runner again.
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fully ready, multichain era starts now excited for what is to come
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The single largest wallet onboarding event in the entire history of human civilization is unfolding right now @durov is about to plug a billion+ normies directly on-chain through Gram Wallet. We're talking India or China level population numbers. One tap. Telegram. On-chain. Done. This isn't a "oh that's cool" moment. This is a generational inflection point and the ct is still arguing about which L2s. Higher for the-open-network:native
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groyper-3:native has been officially verified on @xpocketapp! Thanks for the fast respond from XPocket team.
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We all know what's about to happen with $UTYA 🔥 It's about to explode — and when it does, all eyes are gonna be on Egor, his sticker packs, his other projects, and his channel. That's not just bullish — that's inevitable. Sticker meta is THE meta this cycle. And inside that meta? Zhgun narratives is sitting at the very top. His other projects are about to get flooded with attention!
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TOPBLAST FRIDAY is here! Since launching Parabola, we've been blown away by the overwhelming response and rapid adoption across the TON trenches. The community spoke, and we listened - so we're going all in. Introducing a brand-new concept to the topblast.lol ecosystem: Topblast Friday.
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Why is groyper-3:native undervalued below $100m? Why is the-open-network:native the best ecosystem to position yourself early? This is not a STREAM you should miss. Today at 6 PM UTC. PULL UP!
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there's a lot of talk going around comparing launchpads on robinhood, solana, stable, etc. so i figured this is a good time to shine some light on topblast.lol, the biggest launchpad on TON. the way topblast is built is pretty different from the usual launchpads that just copy the pumpfun model. token roadmap: topblast.lol is the first launchpad to introduce a "token roadmap" - a real framework that actively supports the growth of ecosystem tokens. they've partnered with some of the biggest projects on TON to make trading and deploying as smooth as possible. key partnerships: - @dedust_io - powers the launchpad infrastructure with the latest TON features, including the dedust whitelist that triggers a chain of on-chain verifications needed for a token to grow - @xRocket_tg - the biggest CEX on Telegram, supporting ecosystem tokens with listings sponsored by the @groypfi team - @goodies_tg - the most popular launchpad and marketplace for brand IP on Telegram. through this partnership, tokenised sticker IP becomes available to 1 billion+ users directly inside Telegram chats, which turns memecoins into something with real IP and brand potential data & visibility: the bonding curve is directly integrated with @GeckoTerminal and @dexscreener , and special tags and categories are available on both GeckoTerminal and @coingecko. on top of that, topblast is supported by every major trading bot, terminal, analytics tool and data aggregator out there. parabola tournament: every week there's a 7-day competition called the Parabola Tournament, wrapping up every Wednesday. it's a competition between topblast ecosystem tokens where the top 3 get buybacks funded by a percentage of @groypfi revenue. so far it's hit 14,000 GRAM in buybacks, and those tokens are being directed toward future CEX listings. unique features: - first ever Telegram token deployer + CTO feature, with verified token creators via Telegram Login - marketing and CoinGecko listing assistance - the lowest and most flexible trading fees on TON and honestly, we just started shipping.
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shipping next big game with bros on @ton_blockchain. rewards for early comers enterbeta.xyz
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biggest rollout for memes on TON and future millionaires this summer Durov speaks, the-open-network:native moves
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the-open-network:native szn is coming, I can feel it in my whiskers... Stand tall, stay $CHILL, buy more...
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We go to great lengths to get the message across... $CHILL the-open-network:native
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Which $TON $GRAM cat meme do you guys think hits $1bln mcap first?
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was a silent week from me on $LNG i was super locked in with NFTs, Capital App, integrating with @thumbadxyz, getting it sorted on cg and tangem and so on. was doing my best to keep community updated with every move goal is to not only make one of the biggest airdrops on ton but create a foundation around Long Capital that will be supported by startups such as ThumbAd. first telegram mini app and startup are live under Long Capital. more to come. get some $LNG: groypfi.io/swap/EQAOY0xbKV1g…
Long Capital Strategy is entering next phase. Team tokens have been locked until 01/06/2026 tonviewer.com/transaction/a2… Total buyback amount since $LNG launch reached 1.6% of supply. This amount is also locked. Total $4,000 have been deposited in LNG/TON liqudity pool so far. Strategy holds now leveraged position of 31,298 the-open-network:native with valuation of $399,549. Strategy reports are available in PDF format on website. Track Position live: longton.capital/analytics
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Did you notice $CHILL'd Cat was featured in the latest @telegram update post? 😎😎😎
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Long Capital Strategy(ticker: $LNG) holds leveraged position of 26,543 the-open-network:native Current valuation of Strategy is $400,412 Current PnL: +$21,650(21% of target PnL) Upcoming releases in next 24-48 hours: - NFT Pass distribution - Capital Street Miniapp launch - Create Gift Bank for upcoming Gift Raffless inside of Miniapp Track Strategy live: longton.capital/analytics
Long Capital Strategy(ticker: $LNG) holds leveraged position of almost 20,000 $TON Current valuation of Strategy is $321,377 Position PnL: $10,944(10% of target PnL) LNG aims to distribute all profits and developer supply to holders of $LNG and LNG Pass holders.
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Long Capital Strategy(ticker: $LNG) holds leveraged position of almost 20,000 $TON Current valuation of Strategy is $321,377 Position PnL: $10,944(10% of target PnL) LNG aims to distribute all profits and developer supply to holders of $LNG and LNG Pass holders.
Long Capital Strategy(ticker: $LNG) holds leveraged position of almost 20,000 $TON. Current valuation of Strategy is $203,570. Liquidity Pool has been boosted with $3,100. Total buybacks crossed 10,000,000 $LNG tokens. Current Market Capitalisation: $236,922
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Its time for the-open-network:native $CHILL on the-open-network:native
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Replying to @Giooton
Yes pls @Giooton you gotta follow back the cat of $TON!
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CROCOBARA hyping
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