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woah he kinda speaking facts
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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blakey retweeted
how it felt to vote for amy acton and sherrod brown and every other democrat on the ballot in ohio
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was not expecting this in the hottopic @iDKHOW @DallonWeekes
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This is still one of the FUNNIEST clips ever 😭😭😭
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when liam payne died two years ago people were calling me like i knew him personally
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AAAAAH I SEE HARRY TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭😭
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I am angry tonight. Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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guys im from ohio should i fly to cali to see idkhow?? $:&,/&
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the jonas brothers should officially announce mcr5
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they won boyband of the year 50+ times already you guys are so greedy
5 Seconds of Summer has earned 0 nominations at the #VMAs. Congratulations to the band!
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some of these stories make me wanna die...women deserve at the very LEAST to be treated like human beings and not objects/slaves😭 the bar is literally on the floor and somehow people are still digging underneath it.
This makes me feel sick
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im cryinggggg frank screamed LOUD AS HELL 😭😭😭
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trying to understand how a 62% decrease in monthly listeners leads to a 134% increase in vip prices… carrying the one… finding the common denominator… isolating the variable… shifting the decimal.. rounding to the nearest whole.. i’ll get back to u when i crack this
$180 waterparks vip without ga for the Secret Nostalgic Exclusive Smaller Venues Tour.. the plot has been hopelessly lost
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Tonight's secret song in Hollywood is Outer Space/Carry On!!!!! #HollywoodIsAStar #EASHollywoodFL #EASWorldTour
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don’t touch me i can’t do this
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seeing ashnikko today 😝
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16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show. Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories. And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!
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