used to be a chud on RedDeadOnline & chase ppl to the ends of the earth griefing them.. i followed one girl to a different server and messaged her saying i had an apology gift. brought a legendary pelt to her location & as she picked it up i threw fire bottles & dynamite at her😭

nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:40 PM UTC

nimzy@glitternimz3h

well 😢 found a flea on bam... which has been my #1 fear for many, many years. time for a day of laundry, vacuuming, bathing, cutting, and combing.

GOOD BOY 🦇🐾 · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:24 AM UTC

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i’m drunk i feel like this

Image from GOOD BOY 🦇🐾 (@l0serb0yfri3nd)

nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:11 AM UTC

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when you waste your ring budget on the latest iphone

dhavi

@dhaveedsc3Nov 5

This is actually genius. iPhone Duo just became the best proposal device ever made.

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Zaza Waybright · Nov 7, 2026 · 1:01 AM UTC

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Zaza Waybright@Le_Unorthodox20h

JANUARY 2015???

Matthew Ogle@flaneur31 Jan 2015

It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles

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⋆⭒˚.⋆ · Nov 6, 2026 · 9:01 AM UTC

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⋆⭒˚.⋆@amongusgod11Nov 6

clicking on people who have u blocked

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quaxlings · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:27 AM UTC

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i made 43 dollars tonight off one doordash delivering a contraceptive

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Slimy 🇨🇱 · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:26 PM UTC

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Slimy 🇨🇱@SlimerSlimyNov 6

Me when someone is vagueposting

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nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:29 AM UTC

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mind you in lobby he put on the marty mcfly skin n said "I'm from the future and I have the token." 😭

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nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 1:15 AM UTC

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mom called sam & dean damn & seen today

nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 1:08 AM UTC

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Fortnite

@Fortnite20h

All aboard hunters - Treasure Hours arrive tomorrow 🪎 🚀 A$AP Rocket Launcher 🥠 Boosted Fortune Sprites 🚍 Self Revive on the ship ⏰ 2-4pm ET; 9-11pm ET Be on the lookout for future Saturdays! ✨

𝑺𝒖𝒔𝒊 | #SaveMassEffect · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:16 PM UTC

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𝑺𝒖𝒔𝒊 | #SaveMassEffect@bioticdisaster22h

#SaveMassEffect

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nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:21 AM UTC

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strangers on genshin > chatgpt

feth!@isfethlNov 6

i mean i GUESS my genshin signature says “join for anything” but 😭😭

nimzy · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:09 AM UTC

nimzy@glitternimz21h

i feel like half a human for not knowing this until now

Alma🌿🍎@AlmaKRowanNov 6

You know what I hate about anatomy? That the feet's length is about the same as one's forearm's length. It's so stupid. It feels so large. It IS so large. It feels wrong. So I draw it smaller and then I look again and the feet are too small. They look so constipated and crushed!!

Zona · Nov 6, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

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Zona@Zona_RipsNov 6

The joys of being a gamer parent... My son thinks he's waiting until Christmas for Ocarina of Time, but it's hiding under the dirty clothes he told me he'd pick up two days ago... 🤷‍♀️ His first puzzle awaits. 😅

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