@gloccnim
Joined December 2025
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When you set an alarm for 6am, but also for 6:05, 6:10, 6:15 and 6:20
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me lending myself money from my own savings
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why are there people who brush their teeth BEFORE breakfast?
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when the water bottle on the nightstand pops
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Me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood
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Told my aunt I was home and she immediately video called. Me asf (introvert + camera shy):
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me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack
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“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy” me after lunch:
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when I hear my phone vibrate, I check and it's nobody
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me when I accidently say something mean because I’m in a bad mood
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me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz i’m hilarious
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“i had 50 in my account, i spent 30 so i should have 20” bank balance: $3.49
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mfs on facebook are so unserious💀
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My morning routine includes 30 minutes of me sitting on my bed & thinking of how tired i am
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HOW MANY LEVELS OF FUCKED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS 😭😭😭
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Me at 20 years old trying to adapt to adult life
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"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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we went from October 1to October 21 in just 3 minutes
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“2027 is in 2 months” me who lost track of time since 2019
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me when i say something mean and feel bad 10 mins later
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