Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @BalvenieUK 30 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…
...and yet - our neighbour spoke to @NorfolkPolice at Wymondham about where he could turn in knives. Person he spoke to in control room didn't know and suggested he put them in the bin! Astonishing. @NorfolkPCC norfolk.police.uk/news/norfo…
Police close road after 'collision'
Why all the quote marks @BBCNews - what causes you to doubt the report from Norfolk Police? bbc.com/news/articles/cyx0p2…
Stephen retweeted
THOU SHALT NOT PASS 🤚
@zoealdcroft_'s tackle stats for @gloshartpury in @ThePWR were just bonkers 🤯
Via @OptaJonny 📊
Ignore @TfL website - severe delays westbound on the Elizabeth line.
Just in case you're still short of reports of this.. @NorfolkPolice @NSRAPT @NorfolkPCC edp24.co.uk/news/24380926.ca…
Seems astonishing to me that with all the data @GoogleAds have on me, their choice of ads on @YouTube is SO POOR. Was honestly shocked today when I actually saw my first advert that is for a product that I might ACTUALLY buy!
So, for all its much vaunted AI, @googlemaps still can’t differentiate genuine reviews from those that “violate Google’s policies”.
Astonishing.
Got a strange email from you @CostaCoffee - “Tooley Street” isn’t my local Costa (in fact, pretty sure I’ve never been there). Might want to let the marketing team know that their targeting went wrong somewhere.
My father's @AnglianWater bill is 38.5% more next year than this - truly scandalous...
Apparently @Ofwat "has so far pushed back on substantial bill increases" - I'd love to know what their definition of "substantial" is!
Oliver Bearman comprehensively demonstrating why John Elkann shouldn't be in charge of a paper bag - let alone Ferrari...
Be careful what you wish for… bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/684…
Anybody know what’s been wrong with the taxiway @manairport for the past few days?
@flightradar24
It's been an absolute pleasure corresponding with the people @RitzCarlton Wolfsburg today. Friendly, professional, helpful - just what you'd hope for. Makes me look forward even more to my visit in May.
If so many of the products you tested tasted rancid or "off", wouldn't you suspect your storage / cooking, rather than the products?.. telegraph.co.uk/food-and-dri…
The @greateranglia Black Friday deal wasn't worth waiting for - so I'll be driving to London...
Has @Outlook turned off their spam filtering? Getting so much OBVIOUS spam / phishing attempts through to my inbox in the last week or two.








