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seriously wtf even is facebook anymore
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The image is an AI-generated fabrication, not a real Facebook post. No matching content exists online and it matches common patterns of surreal AI "slop."
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This is the same guy who convinced Vivek Ramaswamy to meet him at a Raising Canes in Columbus because Vivek thought he was an assistant coach at Ohio State
Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator
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the same people who say there’s a horde of rapist immigrants coming to invade your country treat actual rape victims like this. remember, every accusation rightoids make is a confession
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BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
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The post frames a self-posted satirical video as "BREAKING" news of a real kidnapping accusation and "digital waterboarding." The creator filmed a joke skit with a Flock camera he states he legally acquired.
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Their website being slipknot1.com is so funny, who owns slipknot.com?
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Bunch nerds doin science to figure out why they can’t get laid
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Jeff retweeted
When we lived in Detroit our neighbors kids all shared a vape, toddler through about 8. The toddler would fuss and they'd give him the vape to shut him up. That city was so bad we started going back to church.
2 ugly 20-year olds in NYC fuck and X has to make sure I hear about it all goddamn week
🚨IVY WOLK once and for all runs her mouth about her “two month long lesbian style enmeshment affair” with “Cameron Winter”from “Geese”and his want of communicating “via letter”, how his words “said nothing like his music” in one breath! #camivyupdates
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Late 90s era studio comedy called FIRST MAN with a poster of Stav sliding down a water slide off the White House
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Woke 1.0 was crazy they used to check my ID at bars but now I look much older due to my excessive drinking and drug use
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Think twice before smoking that 0.2 of mid in Texas they doing niggas vlad the impaler style
I’ve always been a huge Green Day hater until this one time I took a bunch of acid and listened to Insomniac all the way through which flipped me over to a fan instantly, but then the acid wore off and as time went on I went back to hating them for my original sober reasons
Flock camera’s don’t scare me that much cuz when those Bird Scooters came to Cleveland all of them were thrown into the lake in under like a month
S/o Lorain county
"From the rolling farmland on its southern county line to busier residential areas, Flock cameras in Lorain County are battered, smashed and even missing."
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I want Elon Musk to give Mel Gibson $100 million to film an Odyssey adaptation with painstakingly historically accurate ships, armour, weapons, and casting, with all dialogue taken straight from the original poem and delivered in Homeric Greek.
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Slide bass and playing two saxophones simultaneously—we’re talking about unbelievable levels of aura here folks
