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a guy i know was sat in bed with his laptop and lightning struck him and blew his cock straight off . makes ya think
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Brother.
Jude Bellingham. Wow.
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Ahahaha
BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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Is that piece of shit trump finished his war against Iran and/or dead yet as im sick of paying so much for heating and petrol thaaaanks byeeee
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My brother added me to a group chat called 'one billion pints' where the goal is to collectively drink one billion pints. Currently total standing at 473.
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the boys at this stag love me and its 1000% because I was the only one to remember some Riesen Chocolate Chew
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excited to hit the big x2.0
Brent crude oil price 1st of January: $60 Now: $117
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Its one of the best performances I've ever seen and for that reason cannot and will not ever watch it again, its that upsetting
The acting felt like a psycho performance all through
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The hole punched in the bedroom wall national anthem
This is the exact moment Woodstock 99 lost control of the event...and for some reason as a 41 year old man sitting in my home office I now feel like breaking stuff.
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Guy in front of me in Costa is holding up the queue while he resets the password for his costa app and im going to set him on fire
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Id run this like steve blackman
Emmy Rossum arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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A young Rob and Romesh 🥰
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Im in creases at this
The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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Jim Radcliffe after tonight's game
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Mad to think Eddie Howe will be the Man Utd manager next month and somehow that is a normal sentence
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I hope someone gives Giocomo some bless yous today
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RT @GaryDelaney: Who called it Tolkein and not Mordor, He Wrote.
Pickle juice is legit
The hangover cure in each European country
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