Something that really captures the spirit of working in the office in 2023 is having a cube between the woman who wears 4 inch heels every day and the woman who wears JNCOs to work.
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Love to preemptively answer a question in an email and the response ignores it and asks the question :)
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Haven’t had a drink in over three years, mostly I don’t think about it, but every once in a while I miss Manhattans.
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For some reason the outside sales team is using our break room to make sales calls and I’m just sitting here eating jalapeño pork rinds extremely loudly on purpose 😇
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Couldn’t sleep last night because I was thinking about how Windows 98 had a desktop theme that was like “USSR” or “Communism” and 9 year old me thought it was so funny to switch to that on the family computer and my dad would get so mad, but I can’t find any evidence!!
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My husband just said David Crosby is the one who turned him on to Steely Dan, not me, so it turns out David Crosby is the one who prompted me to file for divorce.
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On hold with Air New Zealand for an hour and a half, they’ve got me listening to How Bizarre followed by Lorde.
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Exceptionally rude for someone to bring in their own radio to play Christmas music at their desk in an open office.
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Renewed my license today, and I’ve officially had the same license pic for over half of my life. They have never made me take a new picture. The picture is now older than I was when it was first taken.