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no vibes, barely existing • she/her

India
Joined November 2013
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VERY important to make sure I get enough protein to fuel me through sitting on my ass all day worrying about money and death
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i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was
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why would anyone in india celebrate kirkmas today when by Indian timezone it happened on 9/11 which is infinitely funnier
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anytime a man communicates properly,i know somebody else suffered for that character development
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Yo @AxisBankSupport I called your hotline to say your DND option isn’t working and I’m getting spammed every 15 mins. Your agent told me to try it again and think ✨positive✨ 2026 is the year for banks to believe in the power of manifestion????
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Police were taking the detained students away in a truck from the Chembur student protest. Then, out of nowhere, an uncle came and opened the truck's latch, and all the students jumped out and ran away. Man, I love my country so much sometimes. 😭
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The dictator's position is now in danger. If you can't write, just retweet. Long live the revolution.
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I have lost faith in Safdarjung Government Hospital. The hospital told us @Wangchuk66’s potassium had dropped to 2.9, describing it as alarming and life-threatening. Yet, in its public health bulletin, it conveniently omitted the actual number, referring only to "decreasing potassium levels." When after 10 hours and repeated requests, they allowed us to take samples of his blood at 10.30 pm, an independent laboratory test reported 3.5, well within the normal range. Despite repeated requests, the hospital has refused to discharge him or allow us to shift him to a private hospital of our choice. With around 30 police personnel stationed on our floor and well over 100 across the hospital, our movement is severely restricted. It is not medical care. It is illegal detention. If anything happens to Sonam, the hospital authorities and the government must bear full responsibility. I have therefore moved the High Court and sought an urgent hearing today, praying for permission to shift Sonam before his health deteriorates further. No family should have to fight the system simply to choose where their loved one receives medical care.
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we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it
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179 pill cutter
What is one small purchase under ₹500 that made your daily life significantly better?
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Arsenal winning has shown me that men CAN have emotional depth if they choose to
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not the fallopian tube pose
Bollywood star Alia Bhatt hits the #CannesFilmFestival red carpet for the Opening Ceremony and premiere of Pierre Salvadori's 'The Electric Kiss' (Photo: Getty)
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all of my character development has been against my will
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timothee chalnabey
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Good morning Indians. Have you all bought induction stove? Good. Next buy flat bottom utensils because your ancestral curved bottom sambar vessel is now useless. Worry not, this is also temporary. Soon TNEB will swing into action with load shedding power cuts. Then we can all focus our attention to buying inverters. Soon there won't be enough electricity to charge inverter. Then we can shift our attention to buying giant Gensets, they are just a few lakhs. Guess what gensets run on? Diesel. From LPG shortage we can now deflect it to disesel shortage MASTERSTROKE hahahahahahaha
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my most insane first world problem is that I have to close my eyes to drink the first few sips of fresh lime soda so that the bubbles don’t get into my contact lenses and blind me
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Holi is incomplete without this tweet
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can i also suggest
there is an archaic force deep in my bones telling me that (hear me out) oikawa and megumi would get along
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