I caught my first tube this morning
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Lil G-Pug retweeted
My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.
Lil G-Pug retweeted
“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.
But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.
“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”
But on he worked.
Lil G-Pug retweeted
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Lil G-Pug retweeted
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
Lil G-Pug retweeted
"I'll take 'song lyrics' for $200, Alex."
Alex Trebek: The Beatles famously sang that this is "all you need."
Haddaway: [just fucking smashing the buzzer so hard]
