Aspiring grease-monkey. Unlicenced therapist. Surrogate grandchild. Five minute friend. He/His/Him
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Have you noticed that there are no scare stories about doctors leaving the country, even though we need doctors and don't need billionaires.
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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finished factorio. It took around 60 hours. I've been playing for like 5 days straight. Haven't done anything on any of those days. Didn't do laundry, didn't browse twitter, didn't work. I ran out of food and I just stopped eating. Haven't eaten since yesterday. I feel like shit.
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Working longer and irregular hours can contribute to obesity; shift and irregular work impacts sleep patterns and metabolism (& contributes to cancer); low wages and worsening working conditions negatively impact diet, activity, stress levels which in turn contributes to obesity
🚨 NEW: Those who are unemployed and overweight will be given weight loss jabs to help 'get them back to work' as part of a 5 year trial
[@Telegraph]
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In retrospect my expectations for this film were skewed by all the "important film" buzz ("A razor-sharp dissection of the oppressive nature of capitalism!") when in reality it's an expertly shot and acted episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia & I mean that in a good way.
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Our sixth studio album 'The Human Fear' will be released on 10th January 2025. The first single 'Audacious' is out now. franzferdinand.ffm.to/thehum….
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ALT A man is pleasantly walking down the wrote while whistling a jaunty tune. He falls to his knees suddenly and shouts "ach! an embarassing memory." His face contorts and winces into fantastical expressions of sheer anguish. Shame yields to teeth-clenching pain yields to pained shrieks toward the cruel and indifferent heavens. Suddenly the man's expression is neutral again. He gets up and moves on with his day. He starts whistling a jaunty tune again.
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GTA style It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia video game where you can play as any of the gang and have to complete increasingly upsetting and preposterous missions.
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Uber driver from the airport last night found out I was a mathematician and started excitedly asking me about spherical trigonometry. Over the course of the ride it slowly dawned on me that he was trying to persuade me that the Earth is flat.
