I deviled the eggs before the chickens hatched. I aspire to be eggceptional. Im partial to the odd punfunny yoke and a small thrupnybit of your ten cents worth.
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Face on your Egg! 🥚 retweeted
In this open letter I am appealing to the @WHO and all stakeholders involved, no matter their conviction, to immediately declare such action as THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY OF INTERNATIONAL CONCERN. Please read and share: bit.ly/3sYLQkr #COVID19
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Please retweet to help Daisy and Bert find a home together #Ballymena #NorthernIreland
Aged 13 and 9, very bonded, enjoy walks, can live with teenagers, can live with other dogs, please RETWEET to help them stay together 🐶✅🍀👇
dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/do…
#dogs #pets #Monday
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Please retweet to help Princess and Tinkerbelle find a home #Liverpool ⭐️❤️⭐️❤️⭐️❤️⭐️❤️
Please retweet to help Princess and Tinkerbell find a home together #Liverpool 🇬🇧
Bonded pair, aged 8 and 10 can live with children aged 12+ ok with dogs out best as only pets, in the shelter through no fault of their own, see details or share to help?
freshfields.org.uk/animals/p…
I'm scared of death so i'm going to take an experimental "vaccine" that might kill me.
#Makesense
#Logic101
Not horny enough?
It’s hard to overstate the affection people in Oklahoma and Texas have for the horned lizard. They are mascots and the hallmark of childhood memories.
Which raises a question scientists now struggle to answer: why are they disappearing?
Thread 👇🦎
latimes.com/world-nation/sto…
Well done! Bout time... 👍
Texas and Mississippi said they're lifting COVID-19 restrictions, including mask mandates, a day after CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky warned states that "now is not the time" to do so. bit.ly/37ZVV8Q
ALT Text: Texas and Mississippi to end statewide mask mandates and let businesses operate at full capacity. The CDC Director warned states on Monday that “now is not the time” to remove coronavirus restrictions. Photo: An illustration of the states of Texas and Missisippi with a blue face mask draped across both. A red 'X' is placed on top of the face mask.
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Merseyside Police outside an Asda store today. “Being offensive is an offence.” Staggering.
