Clifton, NJ
Joined December 2009
Inside ESPN executive meetings
ESPN is in talks with the NFL about creating a Pat McAfee “Monday Night Football” alt-cast, with McAfee and his crew likely working the weeks when Peyton and Eli’s “ManningCast” is off, per @AndrewMarchand. More: nytimes.com/athletic/7526773…
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Greg Rac retweeted
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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Replying to @SatReportCFB
Kirby in Nebraska would mean a lot of cars crashing into cornfields instead of other cars, at least.
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Replying to @MySportsUpdate
Burger time
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Steve Young went 10-0 in his GameDay picks 😲🧠 ELITE ball knowledge 🔥
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Replying to @PeteThamel
Let's just rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic, yes?
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Greg Rac retweeted
ESPN HAS LOST THE LOCKER ROOM
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Greg Rac retweeted
Who is the 24-team CFP for?
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NSM7
If 24-team playoff started in 2014, Alabama & Ohio State only 2 programs that would’ve made playoff every year 7 power conference teams - the Not-So-Magnificent 7 - never would have qualified: Boston College Cal Kansas Maryland Nebraska Purdue Rutgers
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Greg Rac retweeted
I would rather go back to the BCS than a 24-team playoff.
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Replying to @RedditCFB
Two things. It's got to be written into school contracts that they cannot pass on these bowl bids, and it's got to be written into player contracts that they can't sit out.
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It is fascinating how greed destroyed so many great things about this sport in such a short period of time
October 20, 2018 The day Washington State took over college football. College GameDay made its first-ever trip to Pullman and the Cougars delivered. Gardner Minshew outperformed Justin Herbert and the Cougars beat the Oregon Ducks, 34-20.
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Boooo. Greed officially kills College Football. RIP 1869-2026
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Replying to @PeteThamel
Fuck you Pete. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Fox. Fuck all the media talking heads who campaigned nonstop to destroy college football. All of you SUCK and only care about money.
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Replying to @Zigmanfreud
At this point, why play any games? Just use the top 24 preseason rankings and have those teams play in a 3 month long round robin tournament to decide the winner.
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Replying to @stoolpresidente
My only issue is that neither Michigan State nor State Penn deserve better
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