Husband. Father. Scotsman. Professional moaner. Music lover. Music creator (sometimes). Cyclist (slow). Golfer (bad). @Grae2x5@mastodonapp.uk

Everywhere and Anywhere.
Joined February 2009
“Gather around Holding close your sons and daughters Promise them that we will all be alright Let them know you love them all Talk to yourself Let your essence be the answer While we chase the meaning of who we are Navigating through a storm” Soen - Lotus (2019)
Cheeky weekend away. Highly recommend this place if anyone fancies a little Southern French hospitality. And so close to so much history in Carcassonne and the surrounding area. abnb.me/2ELbdF6aqCb
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And if you fancy something a little more self contained, or for up to 6 of you… look no further! abnb.me/zsIcPpibqCb
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Here's a little clip of "You've Got a Granddaughter Now," a song from #AMountainForElodie, my new show, currently playing at the @edfringe through aug 27th.
8 shows in, here at #EdFringe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We’re getting ready to share a live-video of the song “You’ve Got A Granddaughter Now,” filmed at @RAK_Studios, from @BenjaminScheuer’s “thrilling” (@WhatsOnStage) #AMountainForElodie 🎵
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Replying to @EE
@EE having been with you for 3 weeks now I have to say that, for a network who has won 9 years of being best provider, your app, website, and technical support are totally shocking.
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Transferred my old number. Didn’t work, had to redo 3 times with customer service. Added an inclusive extra. Didn’t work, still waiting on a fix. Set up the app, continuous errors. Logged in online, continuous errors. How have you ever won anything? 🤷‍♂️
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So, X-rated, stick with the Bird, or delete… ? To be honest the world on here is getting much smaller and the bubbles more extreme. If it wasn’t for #musictwitter, #queenfans, the odd #nerdgasm and one or two friends, I’d gladly run away!
100%X marks the spot!
0%Stick with the Bird!
0%Run like hell!
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I’m not sure there’s anything quite as frustrating as the facility to track drivers on the @AmazonUK app. The painful progress, watching the “X stops away” countdown inexorably towards “Your stop next” when, all of a sudden it changes…
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By this time you’re not sure if you’ll shoot the @AmazonUK delivery driver when they finally get to you, or hug them, soaking their uniform with your floods of tears of relief. And then you remember there’s a deal on that thing you liked. And you see it’s on Prime…
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Now they’re not even on the road. And they’re miles away. And it’s still saying they’ll deliver within the next 10 minutes. I think @AmazonUK are lying to me. And, given the amount I’ve spent on their platform, that hurts.
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Okay music peeps!! My Sony noise cancelling over ear headphones have finally given up the ghost… 🥺 They’ve lasted years and I totally loved the sound; fairly flat for music headphones, no over pronounced bass, and very comfortable. Looking for recommendations for new ones.
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Requirements: Good noice isolation/cancelling. Fairly flat, wide, response. Over ear. Suitable for long journeys/sessions. Light/strong. Comfortable. Not overly hot on ear.
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Security as a cultural shift… People watching their phones out loud, taking calls on speaker phone or shouting at their mic. The ubiquity of technology has bred a generation of threat vectors for any firm concerned with #cybersecurity. 🧵
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I stopped listening and put on my NC headphones after that. Had at least 8 names and plenty of usable info by then. No matter how secure we make our systems, the fact people seem to have forgotten about personal space and being private will always leave a way in. #humanfactors
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Oh, and I didn’t take a photo of the spreadsheet with staff numbers, full names, locations, team, web name, and more… 🤦‍♂️ #gdpranyone
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