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the barrens
Joined September 2026
i present: the DOUBLE PAGODA THREE JS BENCH by deepseek v4.1 flash 1017
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🤖 Made with AI
F’it, just put your entire stack on the hyperscalers. Don’t use Superbase, Resend, Heroku Vercel, Railway, Twilio, Loveable, WordPress, Mailchimp, Just build it all on AWS, Azure, GCP, and Cloudflare.
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“ask Codex / your agent to check your code” >This content can’t be shown. We take extra care with some cybersecurity requests. If you’re doing authorized security work, apply for Daybreak to get broader access
past ~48 hours in security: > PHP: unauthenticated remote code execution > GitLab: CVSS 10.0 remote code execution > Node.js: Brotli decoder RCE + 9 other flaws > Chrome: 353 security fixes > Signal: a bug that can prevent calls fully ending > eMudhra: compromised CA keys > Oracle: 1,295 security patches > Fortinet: critical/high fixes > Atlassian: 176 vulnerability entries and that’s after the Linux VM escape disclosed last week. ask Codex / your agent to check your code, dependencies and infrastructure for exposure to these. set up automations to regularly check for newly disclosed vulnerabilities and flag what needs patching.
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less than a year ago mfs were poasting abt polymarket arbitrage clawdbot
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fuck i punched my boss and sent his wife a like on hinge bc tpot said the world is ending
the internet didn’t implode so now I still have to go to work. thanks for nothing
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just got off the phone with a recruiter “what technologies can you use” > want to say everything > i am language agnostic with ai but still have to include the corpo buzzwords
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bro im gonna have so many hemorrhoids due to the TERN™️ mobile app
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Wow, Friday night has become just another weeknight in terms of socialization.
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>manager asks why i didnt join standup >tell him im shutting down for the php vuln “what the fuck are you talking about”
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my quant was explaining to me that IRL it's crucial to make 99% of people think you're struggling or they'll hate you
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if u put the model on max thinking it rehearses its order a million times in its head before it says it to the waiter
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in light of recent events….
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so many corporations are held together by active directory, windows server batch jobs, and mssql
why do the corporate overlords continue to make everyone use @windows someone explain this to me
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my workday now basically consists of copy and pasting tickets into omp
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if u see a asian dude wearing uniqlo and walking on his tippy toes grab that mf he probably goated at agentic workflows
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at least one child’s christmas has been ruined by chatgpt
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“so how does the ai know stuff?” “its in the weights” “what are weights?” conversation at TECH company btw
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u think ur good at computer? lets see that human terminalbench 4.0 score
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