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𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖.𝙸𝙾;

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Joined January 2010
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Since I'm listening lots of covers, here will be a thread of my favorite ones.
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Прикупил немного бельманды 🤔
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god, please replace these developers with AI
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В сети разгадали тайну "самой загадочной песни", которую не могли идентифицировать 40 лет . В 1980-х годах подросток записал на кассету трек , звучавший на радио , однако его исполнитель и название до сих пор оставались неизвестными . Прикиньте , создавались форумы , шерстили радиостанции и т.д. Сотни тысяч меломанов искали . Группа воссоединилась и записала ее повторно . 40 лет 🤦‍♂️. Я в ахуе .
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A single .md file with tips & tricks for high-performance .NET/C# code, mostly meant for AI, and mostly aimed at benchmarks against the crustaceans 🙃 github.com/EgorBo/BlazingFas… (no unsafe!) Contributions welcome if anything's missing, cc @axeng200 @ben_a_adams
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ok @sama i just want to talk
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Weekly Album Quilt #56 made by @lastfm 🤖Bro queued 6 Theosophy albums like a black metal cult, threw in Chrissie Hynde to confuse the algorithms, but redeemed it with Therion's Blood Of The Dragon at #1! That dragon blood has you Therion-sly roaring through the firewall! 🐉🔥🔊
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- Chrissie Hynde was the scapegoat - She truly was. 🐐 In an ocean of blast beats, frostbitten Siberian forests, Templar warhammers, and Teutonic bagpipes, poor Chrissie Hynde was led out into the Azazel wilderness bearing the sins of your entire scrobble history
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I added an "overprotective mom" personality to my music roaster 😂 😱 26 plays of 'Blood Of The Dragon'? A DRAGON? Sweetheart, you couldn't keep a cactus alive, where are you keeping a firebreathing reptile? In the garage next to your dad's lawnmower? Did you drink dragon blood?!
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Все так и было. Придраться не к чему
breaking! "violent altercations" on the rise!
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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Replying to @TheHackersNews
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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that's an interesting point 🧐
boomers learned to talk on the phone when it was all over copper, there was zero lag, the audio quality wasn't compressed to shit they give millenials and zoomers this disgusting VoIP slop w/ 2001 teamspeak audio and 500ms lag and wonder why we don't make calls
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Never deleting this app.
aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol nitter.gq/JustLingonberry/status… you're a real dev for sure!
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Had one of those nights where all the vibe coded pieces collapse in front of you and you realize engineers are still very, very much necessary
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have to say, that v 0.10 is much better. it still eats ram more than Photoshop (like 3-4x times more), but the thing is usable for infrequent use. the question, though, who is going to dig this pile of...:
ok. i tried that PhotoCraft 0.5 for my silly needs that Photoshop CS2 successfully handling for many years... the slop is real shit. it can't even rotate a selected area. that makes it unusable for 99% of work 🤦‍♂️
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я (старый пердун, т.е. Linux-админ, теперь DevOps/SRE, типа всё уже знаю): да тут нифига не сделаешь... коллега (разбирается во всём поверхностно), говорит нейронке: сделай заебись. агент: (что-крутит) Становится заебись. я: 😲 бля...
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бля! до меня только что дошло, что мой английский был натаскан буквально этой собачкой!
Шо то, шо это
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