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π’„π’‚π’†π’π’–π’Ž. | 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸. ²¹⁺
Joined March 2023
β € π‚π‘πŽπ–π’ ... they tell each other π˜„π—΅π—Ό to π₯𝐨𝐨𝐀 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 οΉ Μ² π˜„π—΅π—Ό to π’˜π’‚π’•π’„π’‰ 𝒐𝒖𝒕 for . ❞̲ β €β €β €β €β € β € β €β €πŠπ€π™ π•­π‘π„πŠπŠπ„π‘ . β €
β € β €* 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃 πŽπ… 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐋 . β € β €
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β•± imagine if we wrote them unironically someday now as a little treat
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β•± ngl im curious how that love confession would go down but i suspect it'd be a lot like chapter 29 of soc where they finally gain respect for each other and they basically say nothing but understand it anyway
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β•± kaz just ogles matthias' muscles a bit more and matthias ogles kaz's fast skinny demonic fingers some more
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unblinking. she can do that and see where she'll get her month's pay if he's rotting in the alley.
she'd like to stick kaz himself and put everyone else out of their miserβ€”
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β•± bestie i think you replied to this twice
she'd like to stick kaz himself and put everyone else out of their miserβ€”
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β•± and it's funny bc one version is angry and one is not so angry
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then she might as well just stick him and put him out of his misery. it's not like kaz is still making any money off holding him here, he couldn't care less.
she refuses to do a third year of placing the star on top of his head for sankt nikolai celebrations.
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glancing up at the very dusty razorgull harry hanging from the rafters with disdain. two years he's been there and he's still alive, it seems.
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β•± not the katthias anthem being top three of my all time most listened to songs lmao
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β•± but WITHIN context, i'm bringing back my fave song for them and this chapter bc i love this
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β•± taken out of context this could be the cover of one of those homoerotic mafia dark romance books titled "the devil's angel" or whatever
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β•± i'm using soc as a sample for a project and my illustration partner drew the coolest picture of kaz y'all i'm LIVING
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you care enough to frame and accentuate it in a giant, startlingly red heart-crab or whatever you think that really is. not yet. maybe i should make him acquire that knowledge and send him to catch us a crab dinner just to ruffle your feathers. because, matthias, you are wrong.
no, i do not care for my face one way or another. i only like things that you do not like. jesper knows nothing about shooting things with arrows though, and if you shoot a crab with a bullet you will have not much crab to eat. anyway, i still don't believe you.
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you're beginning to sound like someone i know, who is also very fond of his own face. it's not flattering either. jesper's opinion is credible enough when it comes to shooting anything. then you wouldn't know. they use arrows.
knowing that you don't like it only means i like it more. i don't take advice from jesper, he is not a sensible person, it doesn't apply. i have not heard of any crab hunters.
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