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Joined September 2009
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They weren’t kidding about the blue wave. It made its way into my house
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The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems whileletting my car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day
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Jalen Brunson is the speaker of the house now
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nah we're having another knicks parade this weekend
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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It’s really hard to explain, but all this is happening because of Knicks
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AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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make sure you double check your kids candy I just found some candy with php 8.5.11
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"Seize the time. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again." Patrick Stewart, 1940-2026
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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If this retard made it this far Then you can achieve anything in life Keep going
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How it feels to be a Barça fan this season:
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Hansi Flick in the locker room
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Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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Life without Christian Pulisic
FOUR FOR FOUR IN FALL CAMP! ✔️✔️✔️✔️ #USMNT x @AmericanAir
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tonight we complete the ritual
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You’re circling back on stolen land
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