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Hey, Abbott!

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In the gubernatorial system, the people of Texas are represented by a man who lacks all morality and is a total moron. These are his stories.

Joined November 2015
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Every life is previous. So previous, we ain’t got time to proofread our emails. ⁦@TexasGOP⁩ #reincarnation #spellcheck
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An open letter to @MeyersLeonard
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Trump Team Asks State Dept. To Name Those Working On Gender Equality n.pr/2igTmXF
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We are now gaining a fuller picture of Russia’s use of its power, which began years ago: My @washingtonpost column: wapo.st/2h3VQUw
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President Obama
@POTUS4420 Dec 2016
A ban on drilling in Arctic waters helps protect the planet we share. Proud to take this step with @JustinTrudeau & the Arctic communities. nitter.gq/justintrudeau/status/8…
Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) profile pictureJustin Trudeau
@JustinTrudeau20 Dec 2016
Today, we join the US in announcing measures to ensure a strong, sustainable & viable Arctic economy and ecosystem: pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2016/12/20…
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how bout a deal @realDonaldTrump: for every far right #wacko you appoint name one moderately sane or less than #deplorablehumanbeing
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Replying to @Babin4Congress
@TexasTribune I think a congressman needs to be told sometimes when to go f himself
They're just words folks. Just words. And I hate having to read them, esp when they're more than 120 characters at a time. #trumpbookreport
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#dreamsofmyfather: he gave me a small loan of $1 million. Never paid him back. Didn't like his work. #TrumpBookReport
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#TrumpBookReport Idk anything about Russia but I do know Dostoyevsky. Where are the emails She deleted them. Crime. Punishment? Lock her up!
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War and Peace? I'll let you know which one on the day. I'll keep you in suspense. #TrumpBookReport
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I DON'T hate the moor. I don't. I don't even know the moor. But I think it would be good if we got along with the moor. #TrumpBookReport
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Call me Ishmael. Seriously, folks. I like it when you call me that. Then grab me by the moby dick. #TrumpBookReport
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Replying to @GregAbbott_TX
Yeah, Hillary's the one we should be afraid of Not the sociopath who doesn't know basic nuclear doctrine #shutup @GregAbbott_TX @TexasGOP
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Excellent news when the Constitution is circumvented to suit your own political bullshit? nitter.gq/gregabbott_tx/status/7…
Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) profile pictureGreg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX23 Feb 2016
EXCELLENT NEWS: McConnell says Senate won't confirm any Obama Supreme Court nominee. They must stick to that plan. #tcot @TexasGOP #PJNET
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Replying to @GregAbbott_TX
Way to be a uniter, Gov! @GregAbbott_TX
If at first you don't succeed, just keep making stuff up until you don't get caught doing it
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Ask the people in Flint MI if we don't need the EPA to be stronger. nitter.gq/gregabbott_tx/status/6…
Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) profile pictureGreg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX15 Jan 2016
Replying to @marcorubio
@marcorubio correctly identified the EPA as the Employment Prevention Agency. They are job killers. #GOPDebate
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Yes, good works. Including turning away those in need, and putting guns before lives. #wwjd nitter.gq/gregabbott_tx/status/6…
Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) profile pictureGreg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX10 Jan 2016
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Khary Penebaker
@kharyp18 Dec 2015
#NRA members are fond of saying "cars kill more people than guns." Not anymore. fb.me/5D0dAx0Rs
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