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Greggles.

@gregsonlestrade

I'm Greg. Not Graham, not Gavin, not Geoff. Scotland Yard's Golden Boy. Naked twister and strip poker champion.

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Joined April 2013
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That time when.... Sherlock time travelled. ((@gregsonlestrade ))
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MH.@UnderMyBrolly21 Apr 2014
I CAME IN LIKE A SAUSAGE ROLLLLLL~
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"@Hedgy_Sidekick: @gregsonlestrade I'm anything the other person wants me to be." In that case, please be dead. For me.
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Dieting tip: 1) List those who have a problem with your weight. 2) Cut them out of your life. 3) Enjoy having lost 100s of pounds of idiots.
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@Fact19 Feb 2014
"Groaking" is act of watching people eat food hoping they'll offer you some.
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. . . . mOM GET YOUR CREDIT CARD
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Not dead. -SH.
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everyword@everyword15 Jan 2014
unfunny
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@Fact11 Jan 2014
Never argue with an idiot.
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Look, I'm not your handler.
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Replying to @gregsonlestrade
@gregsonlestrade Get packing.
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....I have a feeling Gregson doesn't like me very much at this moment in time.
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@Fact2 Nov 2013
People tend to over analyze situations because they're afraid of what would happen if they're not prepared for it.
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@Fact29 Oct 2013
An agelast is a person who never laughs.
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@Fact29 Oct 2013
Masturbation clears nasal congestion.
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everyword@everyword25 Oct 2013
toothmarks
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@Fact30 Sep 2013
Sarcasm is technically an allergic reaction to stupid people.
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greg can u achy breaky not
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@Fact29 Sep 2013
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.
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That moment when you shout someone else's name during fellatio...
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