ondo put 15 stock tokens on robinhood chain, 11 of them in uniswap pools against robinhood's own version. nvda vs nvda, gme vs gme robinhood's tokens can't mint or redeem on weekends, ondo's can. saturday's exit door on rh chain now runs through someone else's token

typed a whole paragraph in the group chat. deleted it. sent a frog.

aero has been on robinhood chain since oct 22 and it's already their #2 chain by fees, ~$67k over the last 7 days on defillama. base did $1.86M. so second place, 28x behind, and somehow still ahead of ethereum mainnet

three chains in four days on pump's app: monad saturday, x layer monday, ton today. one usdc balance buys all of it. solana made pump famous, the app's turning into a buy button for whatever chain is loud that week

being #1 in pump's squads comp right now is a screenshot, not a prize. their terms call every leaderboard before final results "preliminary, unofficial", and pump can adjust any score at its sole discretion worth a read before sizing into a bundled coin to climb it

Bro's like: CryPto LoOks GoOd HeRe Dude! wake up 😂

robinhood chain beat ethereum on q3 network revenue, $51M vs ~$41M per ark. 74% of those fees landed in 12 days (aug 30 to sep 10) when median gas ran 31x normal, per growthepie hood reports tomorrow after the close. the headline beat was mostly a traffic jam

Navigating the crypto market just got a lot tougher 🫥

a dozen accounts quoted the unipcs post today by pasting the exact same sentence back. trenches got so slow the meta is copying a tweet about the trenches being slow

national pumpkin day. carved one for the first time. somehow it came out looking like me

bnb chain's new l1 has no public mempool. txs go straight to the current and next block producer, 200ms blocks, bnb stays the only coin. public testnet's late 2026 per the docs sandwich bots aren't going anywhere, they'll just need a validator as a best friend

said i'd start fresh on monday. it's monday. starting fresh tuesday 🐸 $TOAD

59% of the stock token volume on robinhood chain happened while wall street was closed, per crypto briefing. $532M of it on weekends. the sunday crowd over there is trading stocks, not memes

staying up for the launch. snacks ready. eyes barely open. not missing it

never take yourself too seriously. toad certainly doesn't

my grok bot drafts my posts and makes the toad pics. i say ok. toad goes back to the couch. it's never over but it's handled

half the tl says it's boycotting pump this week. where are your buys actually going?

changed the bedsheets. tested them. still testing 🐸 $TOAD

pons did $2.06M in revenue on sep 5 per defillama. saturday it did $36.9K that's the robinhood chain pad that was out-earning pump in daily fees, and uniswap labs bought in for "long-term alignment" the same week. long term was about 7 weeks