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live long die young

St Cloud, MN
Joined March 2015
Kevin Durant injuries leg: nobody: absolutely nobody: Scotiabank Arena:
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Need a phoebe bridgers album to cry too
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I’m single and not talking to any girl so I don’t have to pretend the Taylor Swift album is good
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Vikings’ WR Justin Jefferson will be the first NFL player featured in the Fortnite video game. Fortnite is implementing Jefferson’s Griddy dance into the video game.
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Thank you Minnesota!! Although my time as a Viking has come to a close, my time as a MINNESOTAN is just getting started! theplayerstribune.com/posts/…
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Lake Show duos have put up some epic stat lines in the NBA Finals 🤯 🏆
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I promised YOU I would not take a dime of salary as your President. I donate the entire $400,000! It is my honor to give $100,000 to @NatlParkService to help repair and restore our GREAT National Monuments. So important to our American History! Thank You!!
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People change; let them 👏🏻
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what’s weirder to like
65%mac w/ normal meetballs
35%ranch dressing
23 votes • Final results
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Me walking into McDonald’s to get a shamrock shake after terrifying the employees for 10 months.
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Does she love me or does she love my generational amount of Kohl’s Cash?
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In Perham, Cathedral’s Jacob Stolzenberg has hit two 3-pointers to become Cathedral’s all-time career three point leader with 221. Congratulations Jacob! @WJONSports @VOJ_WBHR @sctimeszach @KNSIsports
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update i’m still 5’7” 😐
it’s 2019 and i’m still 5’7” what the heck
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OMG JALEN SUGGS LET LOOSE 🤮 @JalenSuggs2020
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