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Jordan Park

@grimslaa

Buckle in weirdos. This is going to be a good one.

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Joined July 2010
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And then Gazza turned up with a fishing rod and a rotisserie chicken
Magpie Media (@MagpieMediaX) profile pictureMagpie Media
@MagpieMediaXNov 5
I’m fucking crying 😂😂😂 #NUFC
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£400m front 4 and not had a shot on target all game
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Now, I’m not 100% sure how the legal system works. But I’m fairly confident that people don’t get granted bail for this…
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Productive morning at work
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Mark White (@markwhlte) profile pictureMark White@markwhlteSep 21
I built a game for @FourFourTwo – all you have to do is select an XI that has scored 442 goals in Premier League history. Lot of work went into this: should you keep you occupied for the long international break (or at the very least, your lunch break) fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goal…
442GOALS

442GOALS

Play the viral 442GOALS game and build an XI of Premier League legends!

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Can’t the club’s global talent system identify a right back or centre mid instead £100m+ attackers or promising keepers
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Fesshole🧻
@fessholeJul 23
What are some dumb ways to get dumped? Mine was that after a better-than-average shag with a GF at the time, I proclaimed myself to be the Prime Minister of Shagistan. Ruined her afterglow. Broke up a day later.
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England fans: Spend 60 years chanting about German bombers and the IRA Also England fans: Have a total meltdown because someone wrote ‘Malvinas’ on a bedsheet with a Sharpie
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorganJul 16
Classless pr*cks. I hope Spain beat them as badly in the Final as we beat them in the Falklands War.
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Lee Baker@realleepbakerJul 16
Getting upset about the argies mentioning the falklands after you’ve been singing 10 German bombers for the last six weeks.
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Barry McCann
@Bazzinho9Jul 15
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@ESPNUKJul 15
Devastation for England as Argentina make it 2-1 😧
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LB
@LBLFC_Jul 16
Tremendous stuff.
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YES SIR. YOU CAN BOOK IT. YOU CAN BOOK YOUR FLIGHT BACK HOME.
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Kelvin MacKenzie, Stuart Pearce, Piers Morgan, Nigel Farage, Jason Cundy, John Terry & his ma, David Beckham, Sausage Fingers, Fat Frank, Paedo Andrew, Katie Hopkins & Boris Johnson……. YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING 🇦🇷 🥳
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Jonny Sharples@JonnyGabrielJul 15
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I suspected everyone was getting ahead of themselves a bit when Guy Mowbray was Knighting England players pre-match
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Paul🥷
@l4pabloJul 15
England fans: “It’s Coming Home!” Alexis Mac Allister:
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Witness Me 🥳@Voyager_DosJul 2
Nuestra princesa 🇲🇽 VS su princesa 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Vamos 1-0
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Sid Lowe
@sidloweMay 30
I don't really need to do the tweet, do I? (Do the tweet! Do the tweet! Do the tweet!) So, erm, are we about to get Liverpool, Chelsea AND Arsenal all coached by three kids who played in the same local boys' team together?!
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Sad that it’s ended the way it did but he gave us one of the best days of ours lives last year 🏆 Forever grateful, Arne ❤️
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